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but they are pinchy not stingy
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96583UP wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:*sigh* I love going on a nice neighborhood walk at dusk. Strolling down the sidewalk at a brisk pace to get your heart rate up after being stuck at work all day. Enjoying the fading light and the nice purples and oranges in the sky. When suddenly you pass some crazy homeless dude, yelling at you, calling you a "p*ssy ass bitch f*ggot motherfucker" for no reason other than simply existing in that moment. Life is truly beautiful.
glad he didn't stab you
I dunno, wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow, I guess
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96583UP wrote:i like it cold

keeps the weird stingy things away
Cold is fine if the air is warm. If it's cold in and out then you just end up a blue-lipped mess. Which is also how I would describe yer mammy's clunge.
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bodysnatcher wrote:*sigh* I love going on a nice neighborhood walk at dusk. Strolling down the sidewalk at a brisk pace to get your heart rate up after being stuck at work all day. Enjoying the fading light and the nice purples and oranges in the sky. When suddenly you pass some crazy homeless dude, yelling at you, calling you a "p*ssy ass bitch f*ggot motherfucker" for no reason other than simply existing in that moment. Life is truly beautiful.
On my walk, a guy at the train stop offered to give me head a couple days ago. I had to decline.
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wow. i might need to start commuting again
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Ello Sailor wrote:
96583UP wrote:i like it cold

keeps the weird stingy things away
Cold is fine if the air is warm. If it's cold in and out then you just end up a blue-lipped mess. Which is also how I would describe yer mammy's clunge.
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if you are going into cold water while the air is also cold you need to cut your balls off and feed them to yourself and then poo them out and eat them again because you are that stupid
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bodysnatcher wrote:
96583UP wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:*sigh* I love going on a nice neighborhood walk at dusk. Strolling down the sidewalk at a brisk pace to get your heart rate up after being stuck at work all day. Enjoying the fading light and the nice purples and oranges in the sky. When suddenly you pass some crazy homeless dude, yelling at you, calling you a "p*ssy ass bitch f*ggot motherfucker" for no reason other than simply existing in that moment. Life is truly beautiful.
glad he didn't stab you
I dunno, wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow, I guess
I can stab you, if you like.
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A couple days ago, my dad gave me $80 in cash for something I put on my credit card for him and I slipped it into my pocket but it has now vanished. Kind of annoying. If I ever find that money I am going to do something crazy with it
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Like what? What kind of something crazy?
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You could send it to me. That'd be crazy.
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Eat lunch out for a week or maybe buy a nice bottle of tequila
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$70 worth of corona + hot dogs & buns would be my call
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or Guinness with loads of extra buttered mashed potatoes..apparently argo needs to gain weight
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eating lunch out for a week is crazy
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Self wrote:eating lunch out for a week is crazy
that sounds like a goal people should shoot for
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doug rr wrote:or Guinness with loads of extra buttered mashed potatoes..apparently argo needs to gain weight
what a luxury that must be

to be looking to gain weight
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96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:or Guinness with loads of extra buttered mashed potatoes..apparently argo needs to gain weight
what a luxury that must be

to be looking to gain weight
I hated it, until I met beer and it was no longer an issue.

Now I long for such a predicament.
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Let's all drink a lot right now
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Let's all drink a lot right now
I'm doing that in 1 hour
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