Halloween Candy
- The Argonaut
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Halloween Candy
What are we giving out this year? I've got a mixed bag. Hopefully, we get a lot of kids, none of whom like Almond Joy. more for me
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- malice
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Re: Halloween Candy
I wait until the day after halloween for all the people in my office to bring in the majority of their kids candy haul and steal all the miniature candy bars
also, there are no trick or treaters by the time I get home from work. they all take their kids out at like 4 in the afternoon.
also, there are no trick or treaters by the time I get home from work. they all take their kids out at like 4 in the afternoon.
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- The Argonaut
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Re: Halloween Candy
I used to trick or treat in the dark, with flashlights and everything? What's with this daytime shit?
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- malice
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Re: Halloween Candy
modern parents fear everything
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Re: Halloween Candy
It's a cotton-ball society these days.The Argonaut wrote:I used to trick or treat in the dark, with flashlights and everything? What's with this daytime shit?
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Re: Halloween Candy
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:It's a cotton-ball society these days.The Argonaut wrote:I used to trick or treat in the dark, with flashlights and everything? What's with this daytime shit?
Miss those days of apples with razor blades, separated the men from the boys, they did..
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Re: Halloween Candy
candy corn, corn that tastes like candy.
Thats what they'll get and like it.
Thats what they'll get and like it.
- Whitey McTeeth
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Re: Halloween Candy
I like to fake out kids, and eat the candy in front of them. A trick and a treat.
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Re: Halloween Candy
That's fucked up.
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Re: Halloween Candy
Our "village" regulates trick-or-treating hours to 4:00 -7:30. I used to be out until 9 when I was young and in the emergency room getting my stomach pumped by 11. Kids nowadays.
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Re: Halloween Candy
Who gives out Three Musketeers? All nuget, no fun. You should be ashamed.
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Re: Halloween Candy
Milky Ways without the caramel. Yeah, those things kinda suck.Self wrote:Who gives out Three Musketeers? All nuget, no fun. You should be ashamed.
- Malloy
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Re: Halloween Candy
an old standby: a bowl of candy with a sign advising them to under no circumstances enjoy themselves
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Re: Halloween Candy
i just bought a bag of kit kats and peanut butter cups..thinking of eating them myself and giving out beers
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Re: Halloween Candy
be the guy who gives out moneydoug rr wrote:i just bought a bag of kit kats and peanut butter cups..thinking of eating them myself and giving out beers
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Re: Halloween Candy
there are no needy kids at the beachEJ wrote:be the guy who gives out moneydoug rr wrote:i just bought a bag of kit kats and peanut butter cups..thinking of eating them myself and giving out beers
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Re: Halloween Candy
mmmm candy
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Halloween candy
Rank 'em.
Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Anything else Reese's that I forgot
Stuff with chocolate in it
Everything else
Skittles and shit like that.
Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Anything else Reese's that I forgot
Stuff with chocolate in it
Everything else
Skittles and shit like that.
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Kaius
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Re: Halloween candy
Pop rocks!
- Alex
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Re: Halloween candy
bible tracts
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