Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread

[doug rr]

[spike]

[Bammer]

If we win this pennant. If.

Of course it would be the year the Dodgers are healthy at the right time. Just like when the Sonics won the west in 96 and had the privilege of facing the Jordan Pippen Rodman Kukoc Bulls in the Finals.

Dammit.

[Bammer]

If the M’s can’t get it done tonight, I will take mild solace in the (bandwagon) libtard faction of the Seattle fan base not getting to celebrate.

[spike]

How do you know the libtards are bandwagoners? Please show your work.

[Bammer]

There’s got to be at least a few of them.

[spike]

Team Bammer

Selfishly didn’t want another team without a championship to make it after Milwaukee didn’t

[Bammer]

Oh I wanted the Brewers in there ... just ran into a freight train in the Dodgers.

We'll look back on this game and wonder why:
- Kirby came out too early
- Woo came out too early
- They didn't walk Springer with 1B open

Canzone played way too much this series and we also need a second baseman with a reliable bat. I like Polanco primarily at DH. Need a couple guys who hit for contact and have good OBP. Who is a good second baseman that can hit. Give me that guy.

M's have a good, young squad. But there's no guarantee we get this kind of chance again any time soon.

Puke.

[washing machine]

Sad for mina kimes.