The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Post by **96583UP** » Sat October 18, 2025 11:03 pm

i just wish

i could sniff the seat of your chair

Post by **96583UP** » Mon October 20, 2025 3:57 pm

day 3 no coffee cold turkey

but i double-scooped metamucil last night

and dropped the payload this morning

twin towners, clean wipe

then two large loads not long after

re-centering

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon October 20, 2025 4:27 pm

96583UP wrote:day 3 no coffee cold turkey

no way I could do this.

Post by **96583UP** » Mon October 20, 2025 4:31 pm

dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:day 3 no coffee cold turkey
no way I could do this.

yesterday morning my brain felt barren and my endocrine system disabled until about 2pm when i had a corona with some tacos

Post by **96583UP** » Mon October 20, 2025 4:33 pm

i'm trying not to substitute one dopamine creator with another so basically need to ride the snake raw like miles davis did when he got clean off the H the first time

but with a weekend lunchtime corona

or maybe metamucil will become the replacement

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon October 20, 2025 4:35 pm

we're hanging at my best friends house with him while his wife is away in London...we spent all day yesterday watching football and baseball..for lunch we had arby's delivered and then made an awesome carbonara for dinner with 2 bottles of red..I've pooped 3x so far this morning..

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon October 20, 2025 4:37 pm

doug rr wrote:we're hanging at my best friends house with him while his wife is away in London...we spent all day yesterday watching football and baseball..for lunch we had arby's delivered and then made an awesome carbonara for dinner with 2 bottles of red..I've pooped 3x so far this morning..

I’d have pooped my pants while eating that.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon October 20, 2025 4:42 pm

dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:we're hanging at my best friends house with him while his wife is away in London...we spent all day yesterday watching football and baseball..for lunch we had arby's delivered and then made an awesome carbonara for dinner with 2 bottles of red..I've pooped 3x so far this morning..
I’d have pooped my pants while eating that.

for tonights football and baseball game we're having rare lamb chops and more wine

Post by **96583UP** » Mon October 20, 2025 4:45 pm

glad you were able to poop

after 3 bottles of red i might not be

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon October 20, 2025 7:01 pm

doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:we're hanging at my best friends house with him while his wife is away in London...we spent all day yesterday watching football and baseball..for lunch we had arby's delivered and then made an awesome carbonara for dinner with 2 bottles of red..I've pooped 3x so far this morning..
I’d have pooped my pants while eating that.
for tonights football and baseball game we're having rare lamb chops and more wine

What makes them so rare?

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Mon October 20, 2025 7:07 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:we're hanging at my best friends house with him while his wife is away in London...we spent all day yesterday watching football and baseball..for lunch we had arby's delivered and then made an awesome carbonara for dinner with 2 bottles of red..I've pooped 3x so far this morning..
I’d have pooped my pants while eating that.
for tonights football and baseball game we're having rare lamb chops and more wine
What makes them so rare?

they could speak perfect English

Post by **96583UP** » Tue October 21, 2025 11:34 am

monster drop

salad and whole grains meets metamucil

it’s like a performance enhancer

Post by **96583UP** » Sat November 01, 2025 12:35 pm

two weeks no coffee

last two days A+ logs

lots of vegetables

dropped a totem pole this morning

Post by **96583UP** » Mon November 03, 2025 5:06 pm

been going mostly veg the last couple days

trying to keep red meat to only once every 3-4 days

starting to not even want it

had so much veg yesterday

morning dump today was two twin towers like 1 foot each

clean wipe

i was impressed

and felt patriotic

darth_vedder · Post by **darth_vedder** » Tue November 04, 2025 3:15 pm

the next step after psyllium husk supplements, is a bidet

Post by **96583UP** » Wed November 05, 2025 2:51 pm

i have been having such clean wipes i might not!

just dropped an anaconda

veg is the way

wease · Post by **wease** » Fri November 14, 2025 10:40 pm

I have now pooped at the Grand Canyon

wease · Post by **wease** » Fri November 14, 2025 11:06 pm

And got yelled at by the janitor. I guess he was waiting for me to finish so he could mop in my stall and when I flushed someone had started the hand dryer. When I came out of the stall, he said very sternly “flush.” I replied that I did and in an even more dour tone said “flush!” So I went back in and flushed. Then he had to wait to mop the puddle under the hand dryer after I washed my hands.

Post by **96583UP** » Fri November 14, 2025 11:28 pm

congrats!

you should have smeared poo on the door knob

Post by **96583UP** » Fri November 14, 2025 11:29 pm

feels like i have a big poo brewing

will keep you posted

Red Mosquito

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