Is Trump Dead Yet?

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Is Trump Dead Yet?

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Not yet.
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has this happened yet?
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im coming from the future and yes, he is dead

*future being like pretty close
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With the full court press on the Epstein files there is always the Budd Dwyer exit, of course this fucker would probably miss the target.
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One day he is going to be talking on TV and his face will peel off and it's going to be satan
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Perhaps he’ll die on the front lines of the Chicago War.
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He hasn't talked about going to Heaven for a week or two.
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B wrote:He hasn't talked about going to Heaven for a week or two.
Heaven won’t return his calls and Hell has been telling him their immigration policy won’t let him in.


We’re stuck with him!
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Not yet. We'd better strap in for a crazy 2026.
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Peruvian Shamans predicted a significant illness for him in 2026
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I am very certain that HE thinks he's going to die soon. Despite all the nonsense from his doctor about how healthy and fit he is, he has almost certain been told that the clock is against him.
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He has that new rash on his neck, but I don’t think dermatitis is usually fatal
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Looks pretty bad

but he is super healthy!
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Existentially, yes.
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