Share the dream you had last night

[Bammer]

I dreamt the mods all left this website and we could then post in peace, free to find things in the threads where we originally placed them. A world of harmony.

[spike]

Who would keep tabs on Buck Chunt then?

[BurtReynolds]

Had a dream that me and some friends found Mark-Paul Gosselaar's (Zack from Saved by the Bell) tax forms and discovered that Red Lobster paid him $75000 that year. At first my friends laughed about how broke he was, but then I reasoned that he was probably paid this for stealth marketing. Like he was paid to casually mention how great Red Lobster was when he went to super cool, rich guy parties.

"Yo me and my boys went to Red Lobster last night and it was dope!" I imagined him saying in the hot tub of some Hollywood mansion.

[BurtReynolds]

I had a dream that we found this strange little creature - kinda like a striped ferret or something - but rats kept trying to attack it. We would try to kick the rats away, but they kept coming. One grabbed it and dragged it into a hole. We decided to go after it (not sure how we fit, but whatever). We found this underground lab or something, run by the rats. There were several creatures in cages. We let them out and ran out as fast as we could. The end.

[96583UP]

Last moment before I woke up today while dreaming I dreamed that I received a text from my best friend that they got in a car accident

then boom I woke up

and was relieved it was not real

just now I get a text from that person

the text said that our friend got in a car accident. he is OK.

freaky

we are living in a simulation

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Sex cult lots of twists and turns avoided gay rape banged babes exposed operation

[Anders]

I dreamt that I posted on RM that my brother and I go to church together, and sometimes we hold hands while doing so. I then got a message from Dime saying: «I know you’ve lost your mind recently, but that was a good post.»

Thanks Dime.

[Jorge]

After work I fell asleep for like an hour and had a super weird dream that my little 4 month old nephew had to sing a cover of Agnostic Front's "Gotta Go" for some kind of competition? And the baby who got closest to the original vocals would win a large cash price. So the dream was me trying to coach him on how to sing it like the original

This is not a song I've listened to or thought of in many years, but in my dream I could hear it perfectly

[Ello Sailor]

That's amazing.

"No, not like that. Let's take it from the top. And a one and a two..."

[VinylGuy]

¨Do you wanna win this thing? you better do it well then!!! goddamn stop with the crying you are a fucking baby!!¨

[Jorge]

I had a pretty dark dream involving Ruddo. Sorry Ruddo!

In the dream Ruddo decided to commit suicide by taking a poison pill after watching Forrest Gump on DVD one last time. He watched it while on the front seat of this giant fucking bus. I'm standing in front of the bus looking up at Ruddo, knowing what's happening and feeling bad about it. After he's done with the movie, he takes the poison pill and instantly dies. His body plops forward against the steering wheel and the bus starts to move, running me over and killing me also

[wease]

You died in your own dream? I don’t think I’ve ever had that happen. Loved ones have died, but not me.

[Jorge]

In my dreams I'm dying all the time

[BurtReynolds]

Nice job, Ruddo.

[Ello Sailor]

In my dreams I'm dying all the time

Ayyyy lmao

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Sweet dreaming, Jorge.

I'm not sure i've ever died in my dreams either.

[spike]

Awful dreams last night. Feel well rested though.

[Matters]

Do you talk much in your dreams? I don’t. It’s usually things happening and people talking around me.

[knee tunes]

I once had a dream that I drowned in a lake area or something. I fell into the water, couldn't breath , then saw a silhouette of my head with bubbles around it.

I figured I was dead ⁰ but now that I typed that, i am sure I was dead because who sees their own head?

[knee tunes]

I dreamt that Bruce Springsteen attended my brother's wedding as a guest, and he said something that in the dream felt very profound but upon waking really doesn't: "half the world is just a Chinese hill."

It is profound .
when you dig a deep hole , they say you are digging a hole to China
so the hole is really an inverted Hill taking up the whole earth or half of it cuz you didn't actually get all the way through.

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I dreamt that Bruce Springsteen attended my brother's wedding as a guest, and he said something that in the dream felt very profound but upon waking really doesn't: "half the world is just a Chinese hill."

It is profound . I me
9when you dig a deep hole , they say you are digging a hole to China
so the hole is really an tree
Sorry I mean the holeI mean a hill while we can