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i have captured and relocated at least 15 squirrels but perhaps 25 in my life
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So i been staying at my moms house since last thursday because she went on a little trip to the beach. Ill be here till monday, and its a great way to spend time with my dog Tango and a new little addition to the family, Pepa, who is having her first two months here at the house.
Folks let me tell you, she is quite the character.
VinylGuy wrote:So i been staying at my moms house since last thursday because she went on a little trip to the beach. Ill be here till monday, and its a great way to spend time with my dog Tango and a new little addition to the family, Pepa, who is having her first two months here at the house.
Folks let me tell you, she is quite the character.
Burt-ish?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
VinylGuy wrote:So i been staying at my moms house since last thursday because she went on a little trip to the beach. Ill be here till monday, and its a great way to spend time with my dog Tango and a new little addition to the family, Pepa, who is having her first two months here at the house.
Folks let me tell you, she is quite the character.
VinylGuy wrote:So i been staying at my moms house since last thursday because she went on a little trip to the beach. Ill be here till monday, and its a great way to spend time with my dog Tango and a new little addition to the family, Pepa, who is having her first two months here at the house.
Folks let me tell you, she is quite the character.
Burt-ish?
Sounds adorable
You need a hug don't you?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
BurtReynolds wrote:Always down for a hug. I'm a hugger. Are you?
Didn’t have this on my bingo card.
A few days ago I went to a coffee place I haven't been to in a few months, and the lady manager there came up to me and said "Mr. Smith we haven't seen you!" and she kinda threw her arms wide, which I, being a Southern gentleman from a hugging culture, took as a signal to hug, so I gave her a hug and said I was still around and would have to come by more. Replaying it in my head, I don't think this person - that I barely knew - wanted a hug, but it was a nice moment nonetheless.
BurtReynolds wrote:Always down for a hug. I'm a hugger. Are you?
Didn’t have this on my bingo card.
A few days ago I went to a coffee place I haven't been to in a few months, and the lady manager there came up to me and said "Mr. Smith we haven't seen you!" and she kinda threw her arms wide, which I, being a Southern gentleman from a hugging culture, took as a signal to hug, so I gave her a hug and said I was still around and would have to come by more. Replaying it in my head, I don't think this person - that I barely knew - wanted a hug, but it was a nice moment nonetheless.
They not like us
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Women here like the cheek kiss greeting, so I lean in awkwardly. And I still don’t know if I’m meant to give them a little peck as well. Was kinda hoping Covid would’ve killed this.
spike wrote:Women here like the cheek kiss greeting, so I lean in awkwardly. And I still don’t know if I’m meant to give them a little peck as well. Was kinda hoping Covid would’ve killed this.
Just go in with tongue. They won’t do the kiss greeting next time you see them.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
- C. Montgomery Burns
spike wrote:Women here like the cheek kiss greeting, so I lean in awkwardly. And I still don’t know if I’m meant to give them a little peck as well. Was kinda hoping Covid would’ve killed this.
Just go in with tongue. They won’t do the kiss greeting next time you see them.
spike wrote:Women here like the cheek kiss greeting, so I lean in awkwardly. And I still don’t know if I’m meant to give them a little peck as well. Was kinda hoping Covid would’ve killed this.