Christmas
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Re: Christmas
just wrapped all presents
took 2h
ready 2 drink
took 2h
ready 2 drink
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Re: Christmas
26 though? Summer got broken down these here partsEllo Sailor wrote:So it's 26C here. Perfect temp for a beach mish, right? Wrong. It's winder than a motherfucker and I cannae deal with any more sand in these here vaginal folds.
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Re: Christmas
Get it...It took me way too long to wrap so few/small gifts. And they still look terrible.96583UP wrote:just wrapped all presents
took 2h
ready 2 drink
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: Christmas
Everyone’s cars gassed up for Feast of the Seven Fishes tomorrow night?
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Re: Christmas
Wellington tax. Your weather has to suck or everyone would live there.Rangi Guy wrote:26 though? Summer got broken down these here partsEllo Sailor wrote:So it's 26C here. Perfect temp for a beach mish, right? Wrong. It's winder than a motherfucker and I cannae deal with any more sand in these here vaginal folds.
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Re: Christmas
it's the thought that counts!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Get it...It took me way too long to wrap so few/small gifts. And they still look terrible.96583UP wrote:just wrapped all presents
took 2h
ready 2 drink
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Re: Christmas
mine look pretty terrible too
violates all the rules of strict 1950s church mouse gift wrapping etiquette
violates all the rules of strict 1950s church mouse gift wrapping etiquette
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Re: Christmas
I’d say half that I wrapped are fine and half are very subpar. I lack consistency.
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Re: Christmas
reaching the point in xmas eve party where i am drinking to escape one loud guest in particular
like him but
just too loud
and convo not that stimulating
like him but
just too loud
and convo not that stimulating
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- wease
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Re: Christmas
I didn’t wrap anything this year. I had the youngest Weaseling do it. Of course now there are tags that say “To: Wifey From: Your Lover”
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Re: Christmas
Got through (my side of the family's) Xmas Eve dinner at my brother's last night despite some pretty big family issues this year. After, once back at home, as is tradition, we can all pick a single present from under the tree to unwrap early - we hope for "Hulk Hands" and worry for anyone who gets "a bag of shit". I unwrapped a gift from my Son - VS, Vitalogy and Yield to boost my slowly growing vinyl collection. I totally got "Hulk Hands"!
Now I'm up at 8am to a quiet house on Xmas morning - the wonder of grown children!
Looking forward to a lazy day around MiL's pool today. "They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe. But that won't stop the roast" (cause I'm cooking the bloody thing).
Merry Christmas one and all! May you all get Hulk Hands this year.
Now I'm up at 8am to a quiet house on Xmas morning - the wonder of grown children!
Looking forward to a lazy day around MiL's pool today. "They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe. But that won't stop the roast" (cause I'm cooking the bloody thing).
Merry Christmas one and all! May you all get Hulk Hands this year.
Free boops today.
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Re: Christmas
merry christmas
sounds dope
and i recently discovered three additional Mitchell and Webb shows outside of That Mitchell and Webb Look, so things are looking super aces
- Bruiser (kinda rough around the edges)
- The Mitchell and Webb Situation (about halfway through, and loving it so far)
- Mitchell and Webb are not helping (have not watched yet)
huzzah!
sounds dope
and i recently discovered three additional Mitchell and Webb shows outside of That Mitchell and Webb Look, so things are looking super aces
- Bruiser (kinda rough around the edges)
- The Mitchell and Webb Situation (about halfway through, and loving it so far)
- Mitchell and Webb are not helping (have not watched yet)
huzzah!
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Re: Christmas
My niece got a “reborn baby doll” and it’s creepy af.
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Re: Christmas
did the loud guest recommend these to you? i didnt know about these either. thanks loud guest96583UP wrote:merry christmas
sounds dope
and i recently discovered three additional Mitchell and Webb shows outside of That Mitchell and Webb Look, so things are looking super aces
- Bruiser (kinda rough around the edges)
- The Mitchell and Webb Situation (about halfway through, and loving it so far)
- Mitchell and Webb are not helping (have not watched yet)
huzzah!
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Re: Christmas
It sounds creepy afspike wrote:My niece got a “reborn baby doll” and it’s creepy af.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Re: Christmas
Sounds great Higgs.
Wish we could sleep in just once for Christmas. We have to be at my parents’ at noon. Which means we leave no later than 11. Which means getting cleaned up no later than 10. Which means breakfast no later than 9 (includes prep/cooking). Which presents at 7:30. Which means up at 7.
Mema Wease wanted to gather at 11 and we told her no way.
Wish we could sleep in just once for Christmas. We have to be at my parents’ at noon. Which means we leave no later than 11. Which means getting cleaned up no later than 10. Which means breakfast no later than 9 (includes prep/cooking). Which presents at 7:30. Which means up at 7.
Mema Wease wanted to gather at 11 and we told her no way.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Re: Christmas
no, the loud guest isn't on this level of critical thinkingcoptheriotact wrote:did the loud guest recommend these to you? i didnt know about these either. thanks loud guest96583UP wrote:merry christmas
sounds dope
and i recently discovered three additional Mitchell and Webb shows outside of That Mitchell and Webb Look, so things are looking super aces
- Bruiser (kinda rough around the edges)
- The Mitchell and Webb Situation (about halfway through, and loving it so far)
- Mitchell and Webb are not helping (have not watched yet)
huzzah!
i was discussing these at one point with another guest, however
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