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just wrapped all presents

took 2h

ready 2 drink
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Ello Sailor wrote:So it's 26C here. Perfect temp for a beach mish, right? Wrong. It's winder than a motherfucker and I cannae deal with any more sand in these here vaginal folds.
26 though? Summer got broken down these here parts
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96583UP wrote:just wrapped all presents

took 2h

ready 2 drink
Get it...It took me way too long to wrap so few/small gifts. And they still look terrible.
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Everyone’s cars gassed up for Feast of the Seven Fishes tomorrow night?
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Rangi Guy wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:So it's 26C here. Perfect temp for a beach mish, right? Wrong. It's winder than a motherfucker and I cannae deal with any more sand in these here vaginal folds.
26 though? Summer got broken down these here parts
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:just wrapped all presents

took 2h

ready 2 drink
Get it...It took me way too long to wrap so few/small gifts. And they still look terrible.
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mine look pretty terrible too

violates all the rules of strict 1950s church mouse gift wrapping etiquette
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I’d say half that I wrapped are fine and half are very subpar. I lack consistency.
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reaching the point in xmas eve party where i am drinking to escape one loud guest in particular

like him but

just too loud

and convo not that stimulating
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I didn’t wrap anything this year. I had the youngest Weaseling do it. Of course now there are tags that say “To: Wifey From: Your Lover”
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Got through (my side of the family's) Xmas Eve dinner at my brother's last night despite some pretty big family issues this year. After, once back at home, as is tradition, we can all pick a single present from under the tree to unwrap early - we hope for "Hulk Hands" and worry for anyone who gets "a bag of shit". I unwrapped a gift from my Son - VS, Vitalogy and Yield to boost my slowly growing vinyl collection. I totally got "Hulk Hands"!

Now I'm up at 8am to a quiet house on Xmas morning - the wonder of grown children!

Looking forward to a lazy day around MiL's pool today. "They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe. But that won't stop the roast" (cause I'm cooking the bloody thing).

Merry Christmas one and all! May you all get Hulk Hands this year.
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merry christmas

sounds dope

and i recently discovered three additional Mitchell and Webb shows outside of That Mitchell and Webb Look, so things are looking super aces

- Bruiser (kinda rough around the edges)
- The Mitchell and Webb Situation (about halfway through, and loving it so far)
- Mitchell and Webb are not helping (have not watched yet)

huzzah!
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My niece got a “reborn baby doll” and it’s creepy af.
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:lol:
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96583UP wrote:merry christmas

sounds dope

and i recently discovered three additional Mitchell and Webb shows outside of That Mitchell and Webb Look, so things are looking super aces

- Bruiser (kinda rough around the edges)
- The Mitchell and Webb Situation (about halfway through, and loving it so far)
- Mitchell and Webb are not helping (have not watched yet)

huzzah!
did the loud guest recommend these to you? i didnt know about these either. thanks loud guest
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spike wrote:My niece got a “reborn baby doll” and it’s creepy af.
It sounds creepy af
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Sounds great Higgs.

Wish we could sleep in just once for Christmas. We have to be at my parents’ at noon. Which means we leave no later than 11. Which means getting cleaned up no later than 10. Which means breakfast no later than 9 (includes prep/cooking). Which presents at 7:30. Which means up at 7.

Mema Wease wanted to gather at 11 and we told her no way.
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coptheriotact wrote:
96583UP wrote:merry christmas

sounds dope

and i recently discovered three additional Mitchell and Webb shows outside of That Mitchell and Webb Look, so things are looking super aces

- Bruiser (kinda rough around the edges)
- The Mitchell and Webb Situation (about halfway through, and loving it so far)
- Mitchell and Webb are not helping (have not watched yet)

huzzah!
did the loud guest recommend these to you? i didnt know about these either. thanks loud guest
no, the loud guest isn't on this level of critical thinking

i was discussing these at one point with another guest, however
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