The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Two for me so far.
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i had a 4th

that might be it for a while

late day high fiber cereal
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Two poos this week with one wipe.
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Up to three now
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I'm at five

too much fiber

gonna be yogurt from here on out today
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I’ve rarely ever gone more than twice in a day, much less 5. You guys are animals.
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was kinda constipated today

forgot my metamucil yday

gotta hit that up before i forget
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I couldn’t muster a decent crap on our long journey home, but a very flavorful fart once home signaled that I was ready. Complex aromas.
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airplanes dehydrate

once you re-liquid

the floodgates will open
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i dropped a rare 8pm dump just now

had been backed up

felt good to drop a subway train
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Indeed, and I also think the changes in pressure affect my guts. I get gassy 40k feet up.
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God that fart was amazing. My wife nearly puked. My body beginning to purge all the American delights.
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I don't feel like I have to go, but two days in a row without a doo doo. I'm out of probiotics too need to get on it
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spike wrote:God that fart was amazing. My wife nearly puked. My body beginning to purge all the American delights.
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oh good

i wish i could catch a whiff
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His wife is so lucky
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tons of fiber yday paid huge dividends today

two A+ dumps already

first was a pair of 1.5 foot twin towers. must have been the chickpeas and lentils

second was a girthy boi looked to be the fiber cereal and blueberries

minimal wipe on both

just very exciting to drop such logs

here’s to a great day
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wow, congrats!
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Tremendous stuff.
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Thanks

one thing led to another and I have been all-veg for the last 3 days

wasnt planned that way

but it's just what i wanted to do to get back on track

i thought about dad

and how his poops must be glorious like this every day
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