The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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Two for me so far.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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i had a 4th
that might be it for a while
late day high fiber cereal
that might be it for a while
late day high fiber cereal
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Two poos this week with one wipe.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Up to three now
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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I'm at five
too much fiber
gonna be yogurt from here on out today
too much fiber
gonna be yogurt from here on out today
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I’ve rarely ever gone more than twice in a day, much less 5. You guys are animals.
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was kinda constipated today
forgot my metamucil yday
gotta hit that up before i forget
forgot my metamucil yday
gotta hit that up before i forget
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I couldn’t muster a decent crap on our long journey home, but a very flavorful fart once home signaled that I was ready. Complex aromas.
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airplanes dehydrate
once you re-liquid
the floodgates will open
once you re-liquid
the floodgates will open
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i dropped a rare 8pm dump just now
had been backed up
felt good to drop a subway train
had been backed up
felt good to drop a subway train
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Indeed, and I also think the changes in pressure affect my guts. I get gassy 40k feet up.
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God that fart was amazing. My wife nearly puked. My body beginning to purge all the American delights.
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I don't feel like I have to go, but two days in a row without a doo doo. I'm out of probiotics too need to get on it
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spike wrote:God that fart was amazing. My wife nearly puked. My body beginning to purge all the American delights.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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oh good
i wish i could catch a whiff
i wish i could catch a whiff
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His wife is so lucky
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tons of fiber yday paid huge dividends today
two A+ dumps already
first was a pair of 1.5 foot twin towers. must have been the chickpeas and lentils
second was a girthy boi looked to be the fiber cereal and blueberries
minimal wipe on both
just very exciting to drop such logs
here’s to a great day
two A+ dumps already
first was a pair of 1.5 foot twin towers. must have been the chickpeas and lentils
second was a girthy boi looked to be the fiber cereal and blueberries
minimal wipe on both
just very exciting to drop such logs
here’s to a great day
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wow, congrats!
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Tremendous stuff.
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Thanks
one thing led to another and I have been all-veg for the last 3 days
wasnt planned that way
but it's just what i wanted to do to get back on track
i thought about dad
and how his poops must be glorious like this every day
one thing led to another and I have been all-veg for the last 3 days
wasnt planned that way
but it's just what i wanted to do to get back on track
i thought about dad
and how his poops must be glorious like this every day
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