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Poor hyena-looking thing.
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Fucking hell, I can’t quit watching and laughing
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AI gonna lull us into a oblivion.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

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No idea what just happened but it felt like a tub of cottage cheese
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bodysnatcher wrote:No idea what just happened but it felt like a tub of cottage cheese
Just got out of the shower. One of those days I'm really glad that I work from home. No idea how I would have sat at a desk for 3 more hours after that.
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i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
Unfortunately, it’s making you poop out pieces of your brain.
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that’s fine

my brain’s not that good anyways
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Had to stop and go take a dump during the middle of eating my lunch.
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bodysnatcher wrote:Had to stop and go take a dump during the middle of eating my lunch.
Gotta make room sometimes.
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bodysnatcher wrote:Had to stop and go take a dump during the middle of eating my lunch.
Gotta make room sometimes.
If that's that's the case, it's time to eat a honey baked ham
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bodysnatcher wrote:Had to stop and go take a dump during the middle of eating my lunch.
Gotta make room sometimes.
If that's that's the case, it's time to eat a honey baked ham
Ha!
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I had to get some keys made this morning at the local hardware store...its the first time in my life I've pooped at a hardware store
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what's the weirdest place you guys have had to go?
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Self wrote:what's the weirdest place you guys have had to go?
midway through a teeth cleaning at the dentists office..I said I had too much coffee and just had to pee and was gone for 10 minutes..I think they knew
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Self wrote:what's the weirdest place you guys have had to go?
midway through a teeth cleaning at the dentists office..I said I had too much coffee and just had to pee and was gone for 10 minutes..I think they knew
Before a massage. I don’t remember what I had eaten before or even how long before it I ate, but when they asked if I needed to use the bathroom beforehand, my stomach was already churning. I knew if I didn’t go, I’d never make it thru the massage.
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I was in a dive bar once when it hit me. There were no walls whatsoever. Just a toilet off to the side of the urinals.
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Self wrote:I was in a dive bar once when it hit me. There were no walls whatsoever. Just a toilet off to the side of the urinals.
our favorite local dive in California was like that..it also didn't have locks on the door..everytime I had to go I made my wife stand out front of the door
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