The Stand-up Comedian Thread
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Peeps
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nikki glaser is always great on the roasts and i wasnt sure how it would translate to primetime but man she knocks em outta there too
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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VinylGuy
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I tried to watch Gervais ´s latest one and boy does he really live with that much anger in him? Poor dude, he used to be cool.
BONE FUCKIN´ TOMAHAWK.
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Well now I have to watch it, after the Wanda Sykes jabs.VinylGuy wrote:I tried to watch Gervais ´s latest one and boy does he really live with that much anger in him? Poor dude, he used to be cool.
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VinylGuy
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i could only saw like 10 minutes or so. It was not funny at all.
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Too late, it's in my morbid curiosity part of the brain now.
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the Nespresso gag was great.
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Should I go see Pauly Shore
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lennytheweedwhacker
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NoLoathedVermin72 wrote:Should I go see Pauly Shore
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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we all ask ourselves that question at least once in our lives.
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What's the worst that could happen? I say go for it.
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is he still getting sloppy drunk at his shows?
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Cut.it.outFarmer John wrote:What's the worst that could happen? I say go for it.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Don't have a cow, man.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Cut.it.outFarmer John wrote:What's the worst that could happen? I say go for it.
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Farmer John wrote:Don't have a cow, man.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Cut.it.outFarmer John wrote:What's the worst that could happen? I say go for it.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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...I miss him so muchAnd they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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He was the best.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Well, Chappelle is coming to our rescue here in Minnesota on President’s Day. Oddly, he’s playing the arena in St. Paul instead of Minneapolis. Disappointingly, the prices are obscene with most lower level seats being “official platinum.” Those that are not are still north of $300, and the upper deck will be $150 to get in. If ice was rounding up white folks, it would be the place to be.
Meanwhile, Tom Morello and Bruce Springsteen played First Avenue for $25 and donated all the money. If Dave is doing that, awesome. If not, it’s kind of opportunistic in a shameless way.
Meanwhile, Tom Morello and Bruce Springsteen played First Avenue for $25 and donated all the money. If Dave is doing that, awesome. If not, it’s kind of opportunistic in a shameless way.