The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[Peeps]

I was in a dive bar once when it hit me. There were no walls whatsoever. Just a toilet off to the side of the urinals.

when i drive into work i park at heinz field. during the steeler season there are a row of porta pottys in this parking lot. I was waiting for the T to take me to work when bubble gut hit me. it is literally a 6 minute ride to work and the T was pulling up. I got on the train and before the doors closed I made it back to my car and drove to the porta pottys. there was no way i was penguin walking the whole distance.

i get out and lock my truck and open a porta potty stall about to explode. Homeless person in there.

he yells and i shut the door and go to the next one. I can feel it about to come out and i just pretended i was some where else

[96583UP]

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Two weeks of bad poo pops but dropped a beast today. One wipe too.

[dad]

Two weeks of bad poo pops but dropped a beast today. One wipe too.

congrats, I’m envious.

been having some useless poos lately.

[spike]

Two weeks of bad poo pops but dropped a beast today. One wipe too.

congrats, I’m envious.

been having some useless poos lately.

All poos are God’s children.

[dad]

Two weeks of bad poo pops but dropped a beast today. One wipe too.

congrats, I’m envious.

been having some useless poos lately.

All poos are God’s children.

and mine are being little shits.

[Ello Sailor]

Two weeks of bad poo pops but dropped a beast today. One wipe too.

congrats, I’m envious.

been having some useless poos lately.

"Useless poos" is fantastic.

[96583UP]

been doing tons of snow shoveling and working up an eastern european mine worker appetite

has made for some very diverse fecee as i have come back inside and wolfed down whatever calories - meat, carb, veg - i can find

feel a bit of a turtlehead poking out as i'm typing this

maybe it's a loggerhead en route to the sea

[spike]

Bachelor evening

I’m powering through some homemade bean dip for dinner

Should be plenty of fireworks by dawn if not sooner

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Not sure how big the log was because most of it disappeared, but was a 2 wiper.

[doug rr]

Not sure how big the log was because most of it disappeared, but was a 2 wiper.

do you wad or fold your paper?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Not sure how big the log was because most of it disappeared, but was a 2 wiper.

do you wad or fold your paper?

Fold

[Peeps]

we had chick fil a catered for lunch today

a few nuggets, some mac n cheese and a chicken sandwich

within 30 minutes my bowel swelled to ungodly proportions. what felt like a steady stream of soft serve soon turned into a spigot of watery stench

it kept going. a three flusher before toilet paper was introduced

I really could have used an IV

[spike]

A fecal abortion, if you will.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Big log today guys. More wiping than lately tho

[Ello Sailor]

Crapped a lovely loaf before sunrise. The strongest anusconda this snake-wrangler has ever met.

Go well, my son.

[96583UP]

a lot of variety for RM today

congrats all

i started the day with a hefty log with a green hue - likely due to the blueberries and yogurt i had the day prior

stay regular

hail fiber

[dad]

I haven’t had a decent poo in weeks. Most of my diet is fibrous foods, and I drink plenty of water.

By decent, I mean sizable, sturdy logs or coil kings.

Been gassy af, and it smells of trash.

[96583UP]

ok ok

consider

eating a ton of falafel

and then salad

and then more falafel

and then yogurt

all within a 5 hour period

that

can probably make a good sizable boy

[dad]

ok ok

consider

eating a ton of falafel

and then salad

and then more falafel

and then yogurt

all within a 5 hour period

that

can probably make a good sizable boy

man, I do love falafel.