Why do you choose the Cookie that you choose?

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Why do you choose the Cookie that you choose?

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When you open a container full of chocolate chip cookies,

Why do you choose the cookie you choose?

Is it the chocolate chips?

More dough than chocolate?

Is it the shape?

Do you dream?

Do you dance?

Do you live?
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I am guided by a force more ancient than me, than existence itself
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I would likely choose not to eat any chocolate chip cookie
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You just grab the first one.
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IMHO they put too many chocolate chips in chocolate chip cookie. It should be for flavor, not a big hunk of chocolate in every bite.
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there is too much chocolate in all dessert items in general
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Agreed, though I like a little chocolate from time to time.

They also put too much Oreo in various Oreo ice cream treats.
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i go for the dough

i like a little chocolate

but i love cookie

and the shape plays a part too

i like 'em thicc

and i dream

and i dance

and i live
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:I would likely choose not to eat any chocolate chip cookie
why's that
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I don't like them very much. Many superior cookie options out there
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Oatmeal raisin (by far best cookie in existence), macadamia nut, sugar, lemon blueberry
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Oatmeal raisin (by far best cookie in existence)
Oh my Good Lord. I'm banning you for the rest of 2026.
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go shovel some chocolate into your mouth you pleb
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Oatmeal raisin is a damn fine cookie
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there was a vegan grocery store a few blocks from me at one point in the past. their oatmeal cookies changed the way i think about oatmeal.

but because theirs were so good, it ruined my ability to eat them in most other contexts

not all

but most
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Jorge wrote:Image
would probably go: M&M, Sugar, Macadamia Nut

really hard for me to turn down an M&M cookie

sugar has a nice doughy look

macadamia nuts are tasty

and would likely cost more than $1 bc they are expensive
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I love a nice oatmeal cookie, but leave the raisins out of it please
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Farmer John wrote:I love a nice oatmeal cookie, but leave the raisins out of it please
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Farmer John wrote:I love a nice oatmeal cookie, but leave the raisins out of it please
no
Please!
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