The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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you know what to do
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dad wrote:I haven’t had a decent poo in weeks. Most of my diet is fibrous foods, and I drink plenty of water.

By decent, I mean sizable, sturdy logs or coil kings.

Been gassy af, and it smells of trash.
:(

Take any probiotics supplements?
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96583UP wrote:you know what to do
Shake Shake Shake it
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96583UP wrote:you know what to do
Bro is a prune juice convert.
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Went to a bar, ate bar food, hung out for a couple hours... came home, HEARTY POOP!
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That's my GUY right there. Shit it all out, bro.
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Jorge wrote:Went to a bar, ate bar food, hung out for a couple hours... came home, HEARTY POOP!
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fk yeah baby

just dropped a quality morning load
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If I ever get irregular, this is my remedy
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https://shop.charmin.com/charmin-forever-roll/
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lol
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is that real?

wow

no way that lasts a month

more like a week
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96583UP wrote:is that real?

wow

no way that lasts a month

more like a week
yep it's real, i saw one in Target earlier this week.

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Great log. Two wipes.
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I have been eating Royo everything bagels in the morning

they are 80 calories, 10g protein, 32 g of dietary fiber and 38g carbs


they produce the smelliest farts i can recall
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Peeps wrote:I have been eating Royo everything bagels in the morning

they are 80 calories, 10g protein, 32 g of dietary fiber and 38g carbs


they produce the smelliest farts i can recall
Good lord
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:I haven’t had a decent poo in weeks. Most of my diet is fibrous foods, and I drink plenty of water.

By decent, I mean sizable, sturdy logs or coil kings.

Been gassy af, and it smells of trash.
:(

Take any probiotics supplements?
I don’t, but my wife suggested the same. I’ll give it a shot.
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Coil kings :lol:
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After not going for a few days had a bit of a cowpie earlier
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Why are you shitting on the ground?
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