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[Jorge]

Do you own a backscratcher?

Yes. It's shaped like a little bear's claw. I got it at a gift shop in Lake Placid, NY

[Self]

have you ever used it to scratch an intense itch you and when you do, you find out acne was causing it and it hurts like you've been shot in the back?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I don’t but my left calf is itching this morning does it work on calves

[Self]

it doesn't work on calves. you need some lotion

[lennytheweedwhacker]

it doesn't work on calves. you need some lotion

I did start there and it seems to have had the desired effect now.

[Self]

the same lotion you use for...you know?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

the same lotion you use for...you know?

Huh?

[Self]

you're a sock guy?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

you're a sock guy?

I hate socks but sometimes they’re necessary

[E.H. Ruddock]

you're a sock guy?

[spike]

I'm pretty much the same as Dev...in this regard at least.

When this conversation became a thing a few years ago I really didn't know people's brain worked in the way Jorge just described. It's all interesting af stuff.

The difference being your inner monologue would say “good god I must be gay, because I do not find that large breasted woman attractive in the least, but cute purse.”

I would only say that when i'm brainstorming my future hit novel: "John Spike the Fancy Fat Idiot"

mods?

[spike]

you're a sock guy?

I hate socks but sometimes they’re necessary

you’re a butt plug guy

[Ello Sailor]

DAYM

[lennytheweedwhacker]

you're a sock guy?

I hate socks but sometimes they’re necessary

you’re a butt plug guy

No idea what you’re getting on about

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Do you feel as if you’re often misunderstood?

[BurtReynolds]

Do you feel as if you’re often misunderstood?

deliberately

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Do you feel as if you’re often misunderstood?

deliberately

In a non-humorous way correct?

[BurtReynolds]

Do you feel as if you’re often misunderstood?

deliberately

In a non-humorous way correct?

I dunno but I laugh at them sometimes.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Do you feel as if you’re often misunderstood?

deliberately

In a non-humorous way correct?

I dunno but I laugh at them sometimes.

What about when you’re being real?

[BurtReynolds]

Do you feel as if you’re often misunderstood?

deliberately

In a non-humorous way correct?

I dunno but I laugh at them sometimes.

What about when you’re being real?

I'm the realest motherfucker on this board.