The happiest moment of your life

[Self]

we have three offspring. when they were birthed, it was like an alien movie. slimy little fuckers covered in god knows what. two years later they're the funniest person you know. 3, 4, high school, college. goes by fast, but holding those little aliens is the best I'll ever be

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Either the first couple weeks touring around Europe with my new girlfriend (and future wife) or the birth of our child when I was a blubbering mess.

[Ello Sailor]

Either the first couple weeks touring around Europe with my new girlfriend (and future wife) or the birth of our child when I was a blubbering mess.

That's fuckin' beautiful, man.

[spike]

Either the first couple weeks touring around Europe with my new girlfriend (and future wife) or the birth of our child when I was a blubbering mess.

That's fuckin' beautiful, man.

I had a massive head cold during the birth, so once the waterworks began, it was far from beautiful.

So much Kleenex.

[Ello Sailor]

Hahaha mfer went full Michael Jordan.

[spike]

[Ello Sailor]

What the fuck

[Ello Sailor]

How have I never seen that before. I'm in pain.

[spike]

[lennytheweedwhacker]

we have three offspring. when they were birthed, it was like an alien movie. slimy little fuckers covered in god knows what. two years later they're the funniest person you know. 3, 4, high school, college. goes by fast, but holding those little aliens is the best I'll ever be

[lennytheweedwhacker]

[BurtReynolds]

I've had career highlights that 20 year-old me wouldn't believe, but the little voice in my head (inner monologue) always whispers, "pfft, who gives a shit. What else you got?"

I lose interest in women when they show any interest in me. All love is fleeting.

Material things give me no joy.

The masses eternally disappoint me.

But even though I don't care about football any more, the Saints winning the Super Bowl was a great fucking day.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I've had career highlights that 20 year-old me wouldn't believe, but the little voice in my head (inner monologue) always whispers, "pfft, who gives a shit. What else you got?"

I lose interest in women when they show any interest in me. All love is fleeting.

Material things give me no joy.

The masses eternally disappoint me.

But even though I don't care about football any more, the Saints winning the Super Bowl was a great fucking day.

Glad you had a great day!

[spike]

I've had career highlights that 20 year-old me wouldn't believe, but the little voice in my head (inner monologue) always whispers, "pfft, who gives a shit. What else you got?"

I lose interest in women when they show any interest in me. All love is fleeting.

Material things give me no joy.

The masses eternally disappoint me.

But even though I don't care about football any more, the Saints winning the Super Bowl was a great fucking day.

Pretty grim, dude. Even for a Saints fan.

[Ello Sailor]

we have three offspring. when they were birthed, it was like an alien movie. slimy little fuckers covered in god knows what. two years later they're the funniest person you know. 3, 4, high school, college. goes by fast, but holding those little aliens is the best I'll ever be

Damn

[spike]

we have three offspring. when they were birthed, it was like an alien movie. slimy little fuckers covered in god knows what. two years later they're the funniest person you know. 3, 4, high school, college. goes by fast, but holding those little aliens is the best I'll ever be

Damn

I’ve been subjecting my five year old to the Opening Ceremonies this afternoon. She’s been saying stuff like “they’re wasting their whole night” and “they must be nocturnal people.” Never have I heard a more poignant and scathing indictment of this particular slog. Kids have it figured out, adults suck.

[Ello Sailor]

I said your kid rules ages ago. Do I get a finder's fee?

[VinylGuy]

I have a great life full of meaningful and beautiful moments. I couldnt pick one. Im just grateful to be around.

[Ello Sailor]

Im just grateful to be around.

Powerful stuff. We are rather lucky.

[BurtReynolds]

I have a great life full of meaningful and beautiful moments. I couldnt pick one. Im just grateful to be around.

you like everything!