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[washing machine]

Sometimes I confused orpheus with clubber, which makes no sense. I was close with orpheus and knew his posting style and tastes well. Something about how both of their usernames interact with my brain was similar. (Letters and words have colors and "vibes" in my head.)

[Ello Sailor]

When is Wick3d being released?

[spike]

Any GD post over like five sentences really needs to end either with peeps shitting himself or PMA getting ripped off by a hooker.

That was Samwise, dawg. PMA wrote the novel about coming out as gay. Nobody cared.

Oh man my brain had completely merged them into one poster. Having a reverse fight club moment over here

i dont know if i should be proud you didnt mix up my fear of shitting myself with someone else. another unusual fear i have is my steering wheel coming off in the middle of a bridge

and shitting yourself