Automated PJ Song Ranker

[Chloe]

You guys created a monster... Stip is hooked!

[evenslow]

Somewhere in the background, a hungry baby cries.

Stip, too far gone now, re-ranks his third ranking of Backspacer.

[stip]

I was kinda surprised by my Yield rankings:

1. All Those Yesterdays (Yield, 1998)
2. Faithfull (Yield, 1998)
3. Low Light (Yield, 1998)
4. Brain Of J. (Yield, 1998)
5. Given To Fly (Yield, 1998)
6. MFC (Yield, 1998)
7. Do The Evolution (Yield, 1998)
8. No Way (Yield, 1998)
9. In Hiding (Yield, 1998)
10. Pilate (Yield, 1998)
11. Wishlist (Yield, 1998)
12. Push Me Pull Me (Yield, 1998)
13. Untitled (Red Dot) (Yield, 1998)

dte at 7?

[Chloe]

Somewhere in the background, a hungry baby cries.

Stip, too far gone now, re-ranks his third ranking of Backspacer.

[stip]

Somewhere in the background, a hungry baby cries.

Stip, too far gone now, re-ranks his third ranking of Backspacer.

I CAN ALWAYS GROW MORE KIDS!

[EJ]

Somewhere in the background, a hungry baby cries.

Stip, too far gone now, re-ranks his third ranking of Backspacer.

Its really frightening, isn't it?

[Chloe]

Somewhere in the background, a hungry baby cries.

Stip, too far gone now, re-ranks his third ranking of Backspacer.

Its really frightening, isn't it?

It was bound to happen

[stip]

Track 7 is pretty weak, comparatively

Do The Evolution (Yield, 1998)
Pendulum (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Insignificance (Binaural, 2000)
Oceans (Ten, 1991)
Blood (Vs., 1993)
Habit (No Code, 1996)
Unthought Known (Backspacer, 2009)
Thumbing My Way (Riot Act, 2003)
Unemployable (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Pry To (Vitalogy, 1994)

[stip]

also not much depth in number 8, but I'd take these top 4 songs over any other top 4 at any of these numbers

Corduroy (Vitalogy, 1994)
Porch (Ten, 1991)
Rearviewmirror (Vs., 1993)
Red Mosquito (No Code, 1996)
Swallowed Whole (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
You Are (Riot Act, 2003)
Of The Girl (Binaural, 2000)
Big Wave (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Supersonic (Backspacer, 2009)
Untitled (Red Dot) (Yield, 1998)

[stip]

I stand corrected. Track 9 is the weakest of the bunch.

This really puts the top heavy problem of PJ records into perspective.

Grievance (Binaural, 2000)
Rats (Vs., 1993)
Get Right (Riot Act, 2003)
Let The Records Play (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
MFC (Yield, 1998)
Speed Of Sound (Backspacer, 2009)
Lukin (No Code, 1996)
Garden (Ten, 1991)
Bugs (Vitalogy, 1994)
Gone (Pearl Jam, 2006)


Track 10

That's more like it. 10 was pretty strong

Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town (Vs., 1993)
Force Of Nature (Backspacer, 2009)
Satans Bed (Vitalogy, 1994)
Rival (Binaural, 2000)
Sleeping By Myself (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Present Tense (No Code, 1996)
Wasted Reprise (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Deep (Ten, 1991)
Green Disease (Riot Act, 2003)
Low Light (Yield, 1998)

[stip]

Track 11

Release (Ten, 1991)
Better Man (Vitalogy, 1994)
Yellow Moon (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
The End (Backspacer, 2009)
Leash (Vs., 1993)
In Hiding (Yield, 1998)
Sleight Of Hand (Binaural, 2000)
Help Help (Riot Act, 2003)
Army Reserve (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Mankind (No Code, 1996)


And 12+

Immortality (Vitalogy, 1994)
Indifference (Vs., 1993)
Come Back (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Future Days (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Parting Ways (Binaural, 2000)
All Those Yesterdays (Yield, 1998)
1/2 Full (Riot Act, 2003)
Push Me Pull Me (Yield, 1998)
Around The Bend (No Code, 1996)
All Or None (Riot Act, 2003)
Arc (Riot Act, 2003)
Inside Job (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Aya Davaita (Vitalogy, 1994)
Soon Forget (Binaural, 2000)
Bu$hLeaguer (Riot Act, 2003)
Im Open (No Code, 1996)
Hey Foxymophandlemama Thats Me (Vitalogy, 1994)

[stip]

When Stip reached the end of the site, he wept for there were no more songs to rank.

[stip]

someone needs to invent this site for REM and Tom Waits

[darth_vedder]

I was kinda surprised by my Yield rankings:

1. All Those Yesterdays (Yield, 1998)
2. Faithfull (Yield, 1998)
3. Low Light (Yield, 1998)
4. Brain Of J. (Yield, 1998)
5. Given To Fly (Yield, 1998)
6. MFC (Yield, 1998)
7. Do The Evolution (Yield, 1998)
8. No Way (Yield, 1998)
9. In Hiding (Yield, 1998)
10. Pilate (Yield, 1998)
11. Wishlist (Yield, 1998)
12. Push Me Pull Me (Yield, 1998)
13. Untitled (Red Dot) (Yield, 1998)

dte at 7?

Yeah, crazy, huh? I think that it shows more to the strength of Yield, rather than DTE being a mediocre song.

[darth_vedder]

Somewhere in the background, a hungry baby cries.

Stip, too far gone now, re-ranks his third ranking of Backspacer.

[evenslow]

Having finished the fourth iteration of his "Uke Songs I'd Like to Hear Pearl Jam Cover" rankings, stip looks up only to find his hair grey, his beard unkempt, his pants soiled and his wife and kids gone.

He walks to the kitchen and notices a raccoon burrowing through the trash.

On the refrigerator is a frayed at the edges post-it note with only the words, "Rank this" in hastily scrawled cursive.

His veins carry boiling blood to his heart. He knows what he must do.

Quickly, stip returns to the only light remaining in the home, that of his flickering computer screen. With his trusty mouse, he directs the cursor to highlight "Hey Fahkah." Without hesitation he swiftly cuts/pastes the song title into position #15.

Quietly to himself, he mutters, "It really is better than Waving Palms."

[Strat]

Having finished the fourth iteration of his "Uke Songs I'd Like to Hear Pearl Jam Cover" rankings, stip looks up only to find his hair grey, his beard unkempt, his pants soiled and his wife and kids gone.

He walks to the kitchen and notices a raccoon burrowing through the trash.

On the refrigerator is a frayed at the edges post-it note with only the words, "Rank this" in hastily scrawled cursive.

His veins carry boiling blood to his heart. He knows what he must do.

Quickly, stip returns to the only light remaining in the home, that of his flickering computer screen. With his trusty mouse, he directs the cursor to highlight "Hey Fahkah." Without hesitation he swiftly cuts/pastes the song title into position #15.

Quietly to himself, he mutters, "It really is better than Waving Palms."

[EJ]

Having finished the fourth iteration of his "Uke Songs I'd Like to Hear Pearl Jam Cover" rankings, stip looks up only to find his hair grey, his beard unkempt, his pants soiled and his wife and kids gone.

He walks to the kitchen and notices a raccoon burrowing through the trash.

On the refrigerator is a frayed at the edges post-it note with only the words, "Rank this" in hastily scrawled cursive.

His veins carry boiling blood to his heart. He knows what he must do.

Quickly, stip returns to the only light remaining in the home, that of his flickering computer screen. With his trusty mouse, he directs the cursor to highlight "Hey Fahkah." Without hesitation he swiftly cuts/pastes the song title into position #15.

Quietly to himself, he mutters, "It really is better than Waving Palms."

That's good internetting.

[B]

My wrist hurts.

Yellow Ledbetter (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Drifting (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Around The Bend (No Code, 1996)
Immortality (Vitalogy, 1994)
Release (Ten, 1991)
Off He Goes (No Code, 1996)
All Those Yesterdays (Yield, 1998)
Porch (Ten, 1991)
Oceans (Ten, 1991)
Daughter (Vs., 1993)
State Of Love And Trust (Singles (Soundtrack), 1992)
Deep (Ten, 1991)
Habit (No Code, 1996)
Footsteps (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Hard To Imagine (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Yellow Moon (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
All Or None (Riot Act, 2003)
Leash (Vs., 1993)
Dirty Frank (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Go (Vs., 1993)
Given To Fly (Yield, 1998)
Parting Ways (Binaural, 2000)
Man Of The Hour (Big Fish (Soundtrack), 2003)
Low Light (Yield, 1998)
Present Tense (No Code, 1996)
In My Tree (No Code, 1996)
Blood (Vs., 1993)
Fatal (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Lukin (No Code, 1996)
Better Man (Vitalogy, 1994)
Red Mosquito (No Code, 1996)
Sometimes (No Code, 1996)
Why Go (Ten, 1991)
Nothing As It Seems (Binaural, 2000)
Breath (Singles (Soundtrack), 1992)
Education (Lost Dogs, 2003)
I Got Id (Merkin Ball, 1996)
Wishlist (Yield, 1998)
Spin The Black Circle (Vitalogy, 1994)
Animal (Vs., 1993)
Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town (Vs., 1993)
Long Road (Merkin Ball, 1996)
In The Moonlight (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Unthought Known (Backspacer, 2009)
Sad (Lost Dogs, 2003)
1/2 Full (Riot Act, 2003)
Corduroy (Vitalogy, 1994)
Rats (Vs., 1993)
Faithfull (Yield, 1998)
In Hiding (Yield, 1998)
Future Days (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Nothingman (Vitalogy, 1994)
Tremor Christ (Vitalogy, 1994)
Once (Ten, 1991)
Smile (No Code, 1996)
Even Flow (Ten, 1991)
Glorified G (Vs., 1993)
Just Breathe (Backspacer, 2009)
Brother (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Dissident (Vs., 1993)
Of The Girl (Binaural, 2000)
Down (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Other Side (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Satans Bed (Vitalogy, 1994)
Garden (Ten, 1991)
Love Boat Captain (Riot Act, 2003)
I Am Mine (Riot Act, 2003)
Black (Ten, 1991)
Thin Air (Binaural, 2000)
Hold On (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Jeremy (Ten, 1991)
Gone (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Thumbing My Way (Riot Act, 2003)
Alive (Ten, 1991)
The End (Backspacer, 2009)
Dead Man (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Leavin Here (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Light Years (Binaural, 2000)
Come Back (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Last Exit (Vitalogy, 1994)
Indifference (Vs., 1993)
Do The Evolution (Yield, 1998)
Unemployable (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Gonna See My Friend (Backspacer, 2009)
Insignificance (Binaural, 2000)
Getaway (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Hail Hail (No Code, 1996)
Not For You (Vitalogy, 1994)
Wash (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Pendulum (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Mind Your Manners (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Let The Records Play (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Whipping (Vitalogy, 1994)
Love, Reign Oer Me (Reign Over Me, 2007)
Infallible (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Lightning Bolt (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
All Night (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Alone (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Im Open (No Code, 1996)
Evacuation (Binaural, 2000)
Gremmie Out Of Control (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Big Wave (Pearl Jam, 2006)
U (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Arc (Riot Act, 2003)
MFC (Yield, 1998)
Last Kiss (No Boundaries, 1999)
Rearviewmirror (Vs., 1993)
Bee Girl (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Life Wasted (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Rival (Binaural, 2000)
Sleight Of Hand (Binaural, 2000)
Bugs (Vitalogy, 1994)
Breakerfall (Binaural, 2000)
World Wide Suicide (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Speed Of Sound (Backspacer, 2009)
Who You Are (No Code, 1996)
Soon Forget (Binaural, 2000)
Comatose (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Crown Of Thorns (Pearl Jam Twenty, 2011)
Severed Hand (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Let Me Sleep (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Supersonic (Backspacer, 2009)
Swallowed Whole (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Sweet Lew (Lost Dogs, 2003)
The Fixer (Backspacer, 2009)
Got Some (Backspacer, 2009)
Amongst The Waves (Backspacer, 2009)
Sleeping By Myself (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Sirens (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
Black, Red, Yellow (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Brain Of J. (Yield, 1998)
Undone (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Pilate (Yield, 1998)
Push Me Pull Me (Yield, 1998)
Johnny Guitar (Backspacer, 2009)
Marker In The Sand (Pearl Jam, 2006)
W.M.A (Vs., 1993)
No Way (Yield, 1998)
Inside Job (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Parachutes (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Ole (Ole, 2011)
Mankind (No Code, 1996)
Bu$hLeaguer (Riot Act, 2003)
Dont Gimme No Lip (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Strangest Tribe (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Force Of Nature (Backspacer, 2009)
Untitled (Red Dot) (Yield, 1998)
Army Reserve (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Wasted Reprise (Pearl Jam, 2006)
My Fathers Son (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
You Are (Riot Act, 2003)
Cant Keep (Riot Act, 2003)
Grievance (Binaural, 2000)
Save You (Riot Act, 2003)
Gods Dice (Binaural, 2000)
Hitchhiker (Lost Dogs, 2003)
Cropduster (Riot Act, 2003)
Get Right (Riot Act, 2003)
Pry To (Vitalogy, 1994)
Hey Foxymophandlemama Thats Me (Vitalogy, 1994)
Green Disease (Riot Act, 2003)
Ghost (Riot Act, 2003)
Help Help (Riot Act, 2003)
Aya Davaita (Vitalogy, 1994)
Whale Song (Lost Dogs, 2003)

[E.H. Ruddock]

also not much depth in number 8, but I'd take these top 4 songs over any other top 4 at any of these numbers

Corduroy (Vitalogy, 1994)
Porch (Ten, 1991)
Rearviewmirror (Vs., 1993)
Red Mosquito (No Code, 1996)
Swallowed Whole (Lightning Bolt, 2013)
You Are (Riot Act, 2003)
Of The Girl (Binaural, 2000)
Big Wave (Pearl Jam, 2006)
Supersonic (Backspacer, 2009)
Untitled (Red Dot) (Yield, 1998)

These are your number 8's?!

I don't even know who you are anymore.