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[Jorge]

You are given five years to find and touch a specific giraffe.

The moment you put your hand on the giraffe, you will instantly earn $250 million dollars.

The giraffe could be anywhere in the world. The giraffe will not die during these five years.

You will know the giraffe as soon as you see it. After spotting it, you must figure out a way to get close enough to the giraffe to touch it.

You may not kill or harm this giraffe.

All your travel to find this giraffe will be fully funded for these five years, but only for you (no +1).

If you accept the challenge, you must devote your full time to finding the giraffe. You cannot hold a job, pursue other income, or build savings during the search.

There are currently just under 120,000 giraffes in the world.

Do you accept this mission?

[wease]

Not at all

[LoathedVermin72]

yeah no

[tree_]

DEFINITELY

if i didn't have two young children and a wife

[Self]

I'll find that fucking giraffe

[HokeMoseley]

DEFINITELY

if i didn't have two young children and a wife

They're always holding you back.

[Jorge]

I'll add a clause that you are allowed to return home periodically to see your loved ones, but they must fend for themselves financially until you find and touch this giraffe

[spike]

[tree_]

I'll add a clause that you are allowed to return home periodically to see your loved ones, but they must fend for themselves financially until you find and touch this giraffe

ok, i'll do it. it won't take me very long anyway

[BurtReynolds]

Giraffes are terrible at hiding. I will find it.

[Monkey_Driven]

I'll find that fucking giraffe

[spike]

Giraffes are terrible at hiding. I will find it.

You will have to leave your battlestation, just to be clear.

[tree_]

change the animal to someone's pet dog in France, and you're not allowed to learn French, and no electronic communication is allowed

[epilogue]

What is it only takes like a week to complete? Do I still have to travel alone and not have a job for the rest of the five years?

[Jorge]

What is it only takes like a week to complete? Do I still have to travel alone and not have a job for the rest of the five years?

No, the challenge ends the moment you touch the giraffe. 5 years is just the time limit you have to complete the challenge

[E.H. Ruddock]

Jesus Christ

[tree_]

What is it only takes like a week to complete? Do I still have to travel alone and not have a job for the rest of the five years?

No, the challenge ends the moment you touch the giraffe. 5 years is just the time limit you have to complete the challenge

and if you don't complete it in five years? you owe all the money given to you supporting your quest

[LoathedVermin72]

I think you guys are underestimating how difficult and possibly dangerous it might be to touch the giraffe once you find it

[bodysnatcher]

What if you casually just walk by it and pretend to trip and run into it, apologizing profusely? Giraffe would prob be cool and just walk off.

[tree_]

I think you guys are underestimating how difficult and possibly dangerous it might be to touch the giraffe once you find it

you can touch it with a long broom from a helicopter