The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon February 09, 2026 12:41 am

Annoying watching the big game before I’ve had my morning shit. My body isn’t fully ready.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon February 09, 2026 5:04 pm

Just pressed out a log that was at least 3 inches wide and a foot and a half long, unbroken

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon February 09, 2026 5:18 pm

holy hell I feel so light on my feet

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon February 09, 2026 5:27 pm

congrats!

lennytheweedwhacker · Mon February 09, 2026 5:51 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:Just pressed out a log that was at least 3 inches wide and a foot and a half long, unbroken

Did you think about touching it

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon February 09, 2026 5:58 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Just pressed out a log that was at least 3 inches wide and a foot and a half long, unbroken
Did you think about touching it

No but I considered taking a picture

lennytheweedwhacker · Mon February 09, 2026 6:07 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Just pressed out a log that was at least 3 inches wide and a foot and a half long, unbroken
Did you think about touching it
No but I considered taking a picture

Submit that shit to Body Science Daily

lennytheweedwhacker · Tue February 10, 2026 8:01 pm

Large stinky log. Too much wiping initially.

Post by **96583UP** » Fri February 20, 2026 12:17 pm

A+ log this morning

had a huge salad for lunch yday

perfect form, consistency, solidity, length

happy friday

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Thu March 05, 2026 3:21 pm

Took possibly the longest (length, not time) dump of my life this morning. I'm still kinda stunned just thinking about it.

wease · Post by **wease** » Fri March 06, 2026 8:20 pm

Add MOMA to the list.

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri March 06, 2026 8:21 pm

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Thu March 12, 2026 10:31 pm

Just dumped a bucket load in a port-o-pot

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Thu March 12, 2026 10:44 pm

are you at a construction site?

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Thu March 12, 2026 11:57 pm

doug rr wrote:are you at a construction site?

City golf course

wease · Post by **wease** » Fri March 13, 2026 3:43 pm

I’ve not dropped a load since Tuesday. I feel like I can go at any time, but then nothing. Yet somehow, I’ve still lost three pounds in those days.

wease · Post by **wease** » Fri March 13, 2026 5:48 pm

Success! Finally unloaded a python.

Post by **96583UP** » Fri March 13, 2026 6:08 pm

what a wild ride

please describe the feces

spike · Post by **spike** » Sun March 15, 2026 11:43 pm

coiled, ready to pounce

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Tue March 17, 2026 7:31 pm

Been a bit dehydrated lately. Pushed out a perfectly straight log that wedged itself in the toilet bowl like a cucumber.

Almost had to break it with the plunger just so it would flush.

Red Mosquito

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