LoathedVermin72
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by LoathedVermin72 Fri March 06, 2026 4:48 pm
tree_ wrote: LoathedVermin72 wrote: I think you guys are underestimating how difficult and possibly dangerous it might be to touch the giraffe once you find it
you can touch it with a long broom from a helicopter
The moment you put your hand on the giraffe, you will instantly earn $250 million dollars.
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by bodysnatcher Fri March 06, 2026 4:49 pm
What if you cut your hand off and throw it at the giraffe?
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by tree_ Fri March 06, 2026 4:51 pm
or attach your hand to a long broom from a helicopter
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by spike Fri March 06, 2026 5:28 pm
Jorge has gravely underestimated the collective resourcefulness of the RM cohort.
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by Jorge Fri March 06, 2026 5:32 pm
tree_ wrote: Jorge wrote: I'll add a clause that you are allowed to return home periodically to see your loved ones, but they must fend for themselves financially until you find and touch this giraffe
ok, i'll do it. it won't take me very long anyway
Where are you going first?
Are you prioritizing proximity (starting with American zoos, for example) or probability (sub-Saharan Africa)?
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by tree_ Fri March 06, 2026 5:45 pm
Jorge wrote: tree_ wrote: Jorge wrote: I'll add a clause that you are allowed to return home periodically to see your loved ones, but they must fend for themselves financially until you find and touch this giraffe
ok, i'll do it. it won't take me very long anyway
Where are you going first?
Are you prioritizing proximity (starting with American zoos, for example) or probability (sub-Saharan Africa)?
i'll follow the research
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by HokeMoseley Fri March 06, 2026 5:49 pm
Gemini said to start with zoos, then private reserves in Africa, and finally out in the wild. Gemini also seemed to think that paying for detailed aerial photography would fall under "travel expenses"
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by Self Fri March 06, 2026 6:14 pm
you guys can give up. I found it
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by spike Fri March 06, 2026 6:20 pm
Please buy every RMer a Ferrari.
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by spike Fri March 06, 2026 8:01 pm
Ferrari doesn’t make Toyotas.
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by BurtReynolds Fri March 06, 2026 8:50 pm
Ferarri won't sell you that many.
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by Peeps Fri March 06, 2026 9:11 pm
what are the chances me and ruddo meet up in 2 weeks and 1 days time?
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by epilogue Fri March 06, 2026 9:42 pm
Peeps wrote: what are the chances me and ruddo meet up in 2 weeks and 1 days time?
You can't team up to touch the giraffe, peeps.
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by BurtReynolds Fri March 06, 2026 10:02 pm
spike wrote: BurtReynolds wrote: Giraffes are terrible at hiding. I will find it.
You will have to leave your battlestation, just to be clear.
Locate the giraffe via drone or satellite. Or create a million dollar contest where people have to send a picture of a giraffe to enter.
pay a team to safely capture and ship the giraffe to my house.
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by Self Fri March 06, 2026 10:04 pm
LoathedVermin72 wrote: I'll just take a Toyota please
you a Camry guy? I've got you pegged as a Camry guy.
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by Self Fri March 06, 2026 10:05 pm
that's a layup for someone. make it good
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by BurtReynolds Fri March 06, 2026 10:11 pm
Self wrote: LoathedVermin72 wrote: I'll just take a Toyota please
you a Camry guy? I've got you pegged as a Camry guy.
Splurge on a Lexus, dude.
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LoathedVermin72
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by LoathedVermin72 Fri March 06, 2026 10:20 pm
I've never driven a Camry. My car that got totaled was a Corolla. My wife wants to get a Cross now.
