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[VinylGuy]

LV is also rich? does he have better maids or something?

[Jorge]

No he's rich in this scenario because he is getting 25k a day!

[E.H. Ruddock]

It's not that easy to die in 30 seconds. That wouldn't be the problem for me, but the psychological toll of not knowing when the warp is coming.

I'd still take it though

I've been on a boat in the North Atlantic during less than favorable conditions. It would absolutely be easy to die there in 30 seconds. Or you would at least pass out, then be transported back to your moving vehicle and then crash it.

[VinylGuy]

No he's rich in this scenario because he is getting 25k a day!

oh i see

haha

[Jorge]

I too have been on a boat in the North Atlantic during less than favorable conditions. That shit would never kill me!

[Anders]

Too risky. Not worth it for money.

[Ello Sailor]

Jorge is fucking Aquaman all of a sudden. Righto.

You might not die within 30 seconds but you will very nearly die all the damn time. Cold shock being the biggest issue. Think of all those 2am trips to the North Sea. Or the Antarctic. You would be very rich but very miserable.

Pass.

[VinylGuy]

I think once every day is a bit too much yes.

[Jorge]

I worry about getting thrown into one of those giant waves that can snap your neck

But other than that, it's the psychological weight of the daily warp that seems like the biggest downside

[Peeps]

$3,000 per day for life. But…

Once a week, at a completely random time, you are instantly asked to answer a weird scenario by Jorge.

Rules:
- You have to explain in detail why you would or would not take his scenario
- The scenarios are whatever Jorge comes up with but every third one will be a benefit of those who do not live in the city.
- With any given scenario you have the right to quit 6 months after agreeing. Not before. If you refuse to take his scenario you only get money for 1 month but you must be Jorge's butler for 1 year.

Do you take it?!

[VinylGuy]

I worry about getting thrown into one of those giant waves that can snap your neck

But other than that, it's the psychological weight of the daily warp that seems like the biggest downside

yeah but at the same time if its something that happens in a regular basis, i guess within a month or so you would be prepared for it

[doug rr]

what are you going to buy on a daily basis with 25k?

[spike]

Hard pass, easy decision. Basically living your life in fear every day.

[spike]

what are you going to buy on a daily basis with 25k?

doug asking like he doesn’t already know

[BurtReynolds]

I think I could handle 30 seconds. You'd probably just get used to it.

[epilogue]

Man, I want to go to the ocean every day. If I get to choose how I die, it would be in the ocean. This feels like an easy gimme.

[Peeps]

Man, I want to go to the ocean every day. If I get to choose how I die, it would be in the ocean. This feels like an easy gimme.

I dunno man. the ocean is peaceful but would be a hell of a way to pass. drowning isnt quick by any metric. or if you get eaten by a shark. Not sure how long it would take for hypothermia to take its toll but being stuck in the north atlantic battling wave after wave would be a true test of mental and physical fortitude

[doug rr]

maybe you could be paddle boarding with a gummy in your pocket and get hit by a drone...

[BurtReynolds]

The oceans are really big and mostly empty. The chances of dying would probably be less than being where you are now. You'd actually be safer

[spike]

The oceans are really big and mostly empty. The chances of dying would probably be less than being where you are now. You'd actually be safer

Can you even swim?