Are you a strong swimmer?

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wease wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
epilogue wrote:I'm a decent swimmer. I swim in the ocean a dozen or so times a year. The one realistically legitimate "near death" experience was in the ocean. It was humbling but also a little settling. There was a clam that broke through the fast dread and I was shocked how relaxed I was thinking I was going to die.

The ocean is amazing
A clam saved your life. The ocean is amazing indeed.
This sounds like a Ed Vedder song.
Ed would never say clam
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epilogue wrote:
wease wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
epilogue wrote:I'm a decent swimmer. I swim in the ocean a dozen or so times a year. The one realistically legitimate "near death" experience was in the ocean. It was humbling but also a little settling. There was a clam that broke through the fast dread and I was shocked how relaxed I was thinking I was going to die.

The ocean is amazing
A clam saved your life. The ocean is amazing indeed.
This sounds like a Ed Vedder song.
Ed would never say clam
The same Ed that said boys want to grow their dicks wouldn’t say “clam?”
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he's got you there
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wease wrote:
epilogue wrote:
wease wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
epilogue wrote:I'm a decent swimmer. I swim in the ocean a dozen or so times a year. The one realistically legitimate "near death" experience was in the ocean. It was humbling but also a little settling. There was a clam that broke through the fast dread and I was shocked how relaxed I was thinking I was going to die.

The ocean is amazing
A clam saved your life. The ocean is amazing indeed.
This sounds like a Ed Vedder song.
Ed would never say clam
The same Ed that said boys want to grow their dicks wouldn’t say “clam?”
It's "DIX" not dicks.
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I hate that I laughed at that you motherfucker
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thanks to this thread I googled "how long does it take to drown" and now I keep getting suicide prevention ads. also i am screwed if anybody close to me drowns in a suspicious manner
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:lol:
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“Sure pal, you just googled it because of a thread in this ‘RM’ forum you keep talking about. Then tell us why every time we put in the URL you gave us, all that comes up is a Cloudflare 522 error??”
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oh man
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bart wrote:“Sure pal, you just googled it because of a thread in this ‘RM’ forum you keep talking about. Then tell us why every time we put in the URL you gave us, all that comes up is a Cloudflare 522 error??”
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