Random Pearl Jam References
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Hilarious
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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when she walks in the room, the writer begins by lamenting 'Ohhhhhh Bethhhhh'dad wrote:this one’s more pj adjacent, but here goes…
I’m reading a book called, I See You’ve Called In Sick. It’s about a middle aged man, who works as an obituary writer for a newspaper in NYC.
One night, he gets drunk and publishes his own obit, much to the dismay of his employer, who puts him on administrative leave while they figure out what to do.
At one point, he has to come in and meet with HR, and his boss, and the head of HR is named Lenny.
Just kidding…it’s Beth Leibling.
to which she objects: 'don't use my name like that'
and he replies
"no, no, I wasn't saying 'Oh Beth' I was saying 'Ohhhhhhhhh darrrghghhbbhbbhhh' ... it's a lyric to a pearl jam song, have you seen unplugged?
to which she replied
'oh yes, i have seen that performance. i love the way the outtro ends' so smooth. 'ohhhhhhh darrrghghhbbhbbhhh'. now let's talk about your firing'
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alright, same author, different book. this one - Talk to Me - came out in 2019, I think. less than 20 pages into the book and there’s a full-on PJ, EV, Jill…and Beth mention.
convinced this guy is a fan.
convinced this guy is a fan.
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Watched Ed's appearance on fly on the wall. Apparently he is good friends w spade and sandler. Eds martin short annecdote was the best part. Followed by his reaction to Steve Perry being a great singer
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Ed’s going to be on the Stern show tomorrow for an interview to promote Matter of Time
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4 minute mark but be sure to listen through the end of the video.
https://youtu.be/-UJRla5SL8M?si=H84vWX-b8nu15iQ4&t=239
https://youtu.be/-UJRla5SL8M?si=H84vWX-b8nu15iQ4&t=239
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I wonder how this went.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Ed’s going to be on the Stern show tomorrow for an interview to promote Matter of Time
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clips are on youtubeMonkey_Driven wrote:I wonder how this went.E.H. Ruddock wrote:Ed’s going to be on the Stern show tomorrow for an interview to promote Matter of Time
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Anything worth hearing?
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Better Man (Live)B wrote:Anything worth hearing?
absinthe makes the heart grow fonder...
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that version of pearl jam no longer exists
they have evolved into predatory pricing ticketmaster functionality
$1000 per seat to see them at hard rock cafe in okeechoobee, fl
pearl jam management prob in crisis PR mode today
got to preserve the money machine
'pearl jam has held a fruitful relationship with ticketmaster for the last 28 years and looks forward to its continued partnership'
they have evolved into predatory pricing ticketmaster functionality
$1000 per seat to see them at hard rock cafe in okeechoobee, fl
pearl jam management prob in crisis PR mode today
got to preserve the money machine
'pearl jam has held a fruitful relationship with ticketmaster for the last 28 years and looks forward to its continued partnership'
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96583UP wrote:that version of pearl jam no longer exists
they have evolved into predatory pricing ticketmaster functionality
$1000 per seat to see them at hard rock cafe in okeechoobee, fl
pearl jam management prob in crisis PR mode today
got to preserve the money machine
'pearl jam has held a fruitful relationship with ticketmaster for the last 28 years and looks forward to its continued partnership'
tragabigzanda wrote:
absinthe makes the heart grow fonder...
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Awesome. It just made my top 2 all time PJ covers.
Every sentence in my head, someone else has said.
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Way better than the Dave A. version
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That was wicked cool
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Pulled up next to a mustang with heavy tinted windows the other Sunday. The driver was absolutely belting out Black. Could hear it through his closed windows and mine. Right at the “hope you’ll have a beautiful life” part and he fully, FULLY committed to the “why can’t it be miiiine” part. Truly astonishing. The song still hits in anno domine 2026.
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Interesting that all comments are removed from the Curious case of Pearl Jam posters -article: https://www.webworm.co/pearljam/
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