Things you have an irrational hatred of

[LoathedVermin72]

Yeah I definitely will not be spending any more time driving than is absolutely necessary

[spike]

Yeah I definitely will not be spending any more time driving than is absolutely necessary

It’s because you don’t have young children at home.

[wease]

Advertising has ruined algorithms and search engines at this point. It’s all pay-for-placement which it makes near-impossible to find relevant places anymore. I went literally years without knowing there was a great kabob spot like five minutes away from me because they never show up on searches. Infuriating. I hate the word “enshitification” but yeah

I don't get it. How did you not find this kabob place years ago just exploring around?

It was on the other side of an intersection where there is basically nothing but homes. Had never had the need to go over there.

By “exploring around,” do you mean just like aimlessly driving? Because that is not something I do.

Preach it, sister

[LoathedVermin72]

Yeah I definitely will not be spending any more time driving than is absolutely necessary

It’s because you don’t have young children at home.

Ha this is true

[E.H. Ruddock]

Yeah I definitely will not be spending any more time driving than is absolutely necessary

Someone’s worried they’ll get teleported into the ocean

[B]

Funny thing about these supposedly dangerous algorithms is that I'll often buy something on Amazon, then I'll get ads for a week for the thing I just bought. How stupid is that?

Or I use YouTube to fix my washing machine, and then I get weeks of videos about washing machine repair.

[washing machine]

All y'all computer boys just need to get out and explore. See what the algorithm of the streets has to offer.

[bodysnatcher]

By “exploring around,” do you mean just like aimlessly driving?

Yeah, that's pretty much the gist of it.

Or even better, taking a roundabout way to a destination to unlock more of the map in your head.

With these gas prices????!

[Ello Sailor]

All y'all computer boys just need to get out and explore. See what the algorithm of the streets has to offer.

This is some pretentious shit, homie. Bro already said it was in a residential area he had no reason to ever be passing through otherwise.

[Ello Sailor]

How Bri'ish people say "get a Chinese" when they're talking about ordering takeout. Idiots.

[washing machine]

By “exploring around,” do you mean just like aimlessly driving?

Yeah, that's pretty much the gist of it.

Or even better, taking a roundabout way to a destination to unlock more of the map in your head.

With these gas prices????!

The expense is worth finding all these cheap kabob spots. Long term investment on savings and questing.

[Self]

How Bri'ish people say "get a Chinese" when they're talking about ordering takeout. Idiots.

or a mcdonalds...takeaway. wtf

[B]

I don’t know what to think when Starbucks sends me emails “challenging” me to buy a new drink.

[wease]

Does that mean the drink tastes terrible and they think you’re tough and want to see how much you can take or they taste so good, your uncultured palate can’t handle how yummy it is?

[doug rr]

got 3 more vases of flowers delivered today...enough already...send restaurant gift cards instead..or booze

[B]

Does that mean the drink tastes terrible and they think you’re tough and want to see how much you can take or they taste so good, your uncultured palate can’t handle how yummy it is?

I think they're challenging me to expand my palette into drinks that cost more than a plain black coffee.

[bart]

Their margin on black coffee is probably way higher than any of the complicated drinks

[B]

Maybe it’s time I step up to the challenge!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Solicitors on hoverboards

[B]

Solicitors on hoverboards

I've not seen that, but feels rational to me.

Another algorithm bitch fest ... can we make the algorithm's smart enough to stop showing me April Fools jokes on April 4th?