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[BurtReynolds]

I'd be fine. Just carry some headphones or noisemaker.

[wease]

Out

[epilogue]

I'll always choose Dua Lipa

[daft twat]

I’d die. I live a life in circles where Dua Lipa is rightly celebrated.

I saw something similar on social media the other day that scared me to even read:

Basically, you’re wealthy enough to live however you like, but at a different time every single day, you’re teleported to a random spot in the ocean for 30 seconds. If it’s freezing, you’d have the proper wetsuit on, but that’s it. Might be 3 in the afternoon in a gorgeous inlet, zero dark thirty in the middle of the Pacific, or among a pod of seals off the coast of South Africa.

[Ello Sailor]

Seems too easy to pull off. $5k a day is $1.825m per annum. I think you can pay for some earplugs with that.

[The Argonaut]

I have no familiarity with Dua Lipa music, so there's no way I could recognize it in time. I'd need some time to study her discography and memorize her particular timbre and twang

[epilogue]

[wease]

I’d die. I live a life in circles where Dua Lipa is rightly celebrated.

I saw something similar on social media the other day that scared me to even read:

Basically, you’re wealthy enough to live however you like, but at a different time every single day, you’re teleported to a random spot in the ocean for 30 seconds. If it’s freezing, you’d have the proper wetsuit on, but that’s it. Might be 3 in the afternoon in a gorgeous inlet, zero dark thirty in the middle of the Pacific, or among a pod of seals off the coast of South Africa.

Jorge asked this very thing like a month ago.

[bart]

I would die chuckling, thinking about the Mario gym teacher tweet

[E.H. Ruddock]

I’d die. I live a life in circles where Dua Lipa is rightly celebrated.

I saw something similar on social media the other day that scared me to even read:

Basically, you’re wealthy enough to live however you like, but at a different time every single day, you’re teleported to a random spot in the ocean for 30 seconds. If it’s freezing, you’d have the proper wetsuit on, but that’s it. Might be 3 in the afternoon in a gorgeous inlet, zero dark thirty in the middle of the Pacific, or among a pod of seals off the coast of South Africa.

Dude, you missed a week long debate about this on RM!

[Peeps]

so wait, that scenario didnt come from Jorge's originality?

[Jorge]

No, I saw that one on Discord

Only about half of these scenarios are originals

[Norah]

what server?

[Peeps]

my whole life up to this point has been a lie

[lvc]

You get a daily tax free payment of $5000 for the rest of your life

But

The moment you hear any Dua Lipa song for longer than 15 seconds, you die instantly.

This includes encountering her music playing in public, like at a grocery store or whatever. You have 15 seconds to recognize it and run off until it's out of earshot. Or plug your ears (if you are able to fully shut her out)

It also counts if it's a song you don't know or recognize. If it's Dua Lipa and you hear more than 15 uninterrupted seconds of it, your chest bursts open and you drop dead instantly.

You must live with this for the rest of your life

Go into hiding for a couple of years and save my money. Then spending erasing her (him?) from the face of the earth and internet.should be a cakewalk

[LoathedVermin72]

You get a daily tax free payment of $5000 for the rest of your life

But

The moment you hear any Dua Lipa song for longer than 15 seconds, you die instantly.

This includes encountering her music playing in public, like at a grocery store or whatever. You have 15 seconds to recognize it and run off until it's out of earshot. Or plug your ears (if you are able to fully shut her out)

It also counts if it's a song you don't know or recognize. If it's Dua Lipa and you hear more than 15 uninterrupted seconds of it, your chest bursts open and you drop dead instantly.

You must live with this for the rest of your life

Go into hiding for a couple of years and save my money. Then spending erasing her (him?) from the face of the earth and internet.should be a cakewalk

Killing her will only make her music more popular, you fool!

[E.H. Ruddock]

That’s less than 2 million a year right? not worth the risk

[Self]

No, it's not. You're gonna die. You're gonna die soon.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Have you ever punched someone in the face?

[LoathedVermin72]

No. I threw a kid to the ground in high school once, but that’s about as close as I’ve gotten to a fight. I don’t drink, and it seems like alcohol tends to be a factor in fights.