MC1-23: Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar

Post by **stip** » Sat April 18, 2026 6:59 pm

Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar

Post by **stip** » Sat April 18, 2026 7:01 pm

Comparatively enthusiastic vote for Johnny Guitar, whose chances I feel really good about.

Post by **epilogue** » Sat April 18, 2026 7:08 pm

Sleight of Hand is a top 10 Pearl Jam song.

Johnny Guitar is a throw-away novelty track that somehow managed to make a proper album probably because of a lack of creative output in that era.

This shouldn't be close.

Post by **Jorge** » Sat April 18, 2026 7:11 pm

Sorry Johnny

Post by **The Argonaut** » Sat April 18, 2026 7:24 pm

Johnny Guitar is a song about sex. It gets my vote

Post by **Jorge** » Sat April 18, 2026 7:31 pm

"Sleight of Hand" is a song about masturbating listlessly to photos of old girlfriends and then crying. It gets my vote

Post by **epilogue** » Sat April 18, 2026 8:44 pm

wease · Post by **wease** » Sat April 18, 2026 9:01 pm

"Johnny Guitar" is a song about masturbating listlessly to a poster of Johnny Guitar Watson’s girlfriends and then crying. It gets my vote

Post by **epilogue** » Sat April 18, 2026 9:03 pm

Every one of you thinks Nora is lying, too!

Farmer John · Post by **Farmer John** » Sat April 18, 2026 10:34 pm

"Johnny Guitar" has a similar name to mine (John). It gets my vote.

lvc · Post by **lvc** » Sun April 19, 2026 12:30 pm

epilogue wrote:Every one of you thinks Nora is lying, too!

Quite the contrary. I 100% believe she’s waiting for me to come home and turn her on.

lvc · Post by **lvc** » Sun April 19, 2026 7:49 pm

That was a Norah Jones joke just in case anyone is about to ban me.

Post by **stip** » Sun April 19, 2026 11:48 pm

Sleight of Hand wins 19-6

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