Things you have an irrational hatred of

[Ello Sailor]

Legitimately one of the worst takes of all time.

The gym is best at 4-6am because the casual loafers aren't present. It's peaceful. Walking at the same time is extremely valid.

You're an idiot. Respectfully.

[Ello Sailor]

People who are walking without a dog before sunrise. Gtfi (Inside) you creeps. I think you’re a rapist. Get a dog or start running.

Bottom-paged.

[Jorge]

It's nice to stalk around in the dark

[Ello Sailor]

You would make a great serial killer. Very nimble and hard to spot.

[Jorge]

[Ello Sailor]

What the hell, dude.

[LoathedVermin72]

Regardless of all the other terrible parts of that take, no one should ever be told to get a dog. There are way too many dog owners already.

[Ello Sailor]

Love dogs, but fully understand being fed up with shitty dog owners.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

F*ck dogs

[BurtReynolds]

get a dog, losers.

[Ello Sailor]

Burt knows.

(Yes, that was difficult to type)

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Speaking

[Dev]

Speaking

Is it because you struggle with the big words?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

get a dog, losers.

Fuck off loser

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Speaking

Is it because you struggle with the big words?

I am addlepated at this suggestion

[Dev]

Speaking

Is it because you struggle with the big words?

I am addlepated at this suggestion

Bahaha

That's not how you spell apple pie, idiot!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Speaking

Is it because you struggle with the big words?

I am addlepated at this suggestion

Bahaha

That's not how you spell apple pie, idiot!

Omg now I want some pie

[daft twat]

A guy at work loves SNL. At lunch, he’ll say, “Did you ever see the sketch where….?” I haven’t. He’ll then tell it while laughing. I would rather stare into his asshole than listen to him do this.

[daft twat]

Spurs fans were doing the Ole chant last night. That is for soccer only. Fucking embarrassing behavior.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I like the MadTV sketch with David Robinson playing goalie