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This thread is for suggestions on how to ruin a classic film with one small change.

For example, I wonder if the last scene of Fight Club would still work if "When the World Ends" by Dave Matthews Band played instead of Pixies?
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Michael Douglas decides not to have an affair with Glenn Close and he actually get her some help.
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tell rose to move the fuck over
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The Royal Tenenbaums is still written by Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson, but Wes tags Judd Apatow to direct it.
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"What's in the booox!?" and it collapses to reveal a bowling ball.
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leave baby in the corner
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Take any great movie, and cast Jared Leto.
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Think I need to take another break from RM if this is the level of stuff we're gonna be doing now
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Peeps wrote: Wed May 20, 2026 3:33 pm tell rose to move the fuck over
Does this ruin the movie? Or make it better?

I think better!
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Cast Zendaya.
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Castaway but Wilson is LV's head and he just cries the entire time.
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It's Cast Away you fucking buffoon!!!
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LoathedVermin72 wrote: Wed May 20, 2026 7:13 pm Think I need to take another break from RM if this is the level of stuff we're gonna be doing now
It's all about quantity. sheer quantity.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote: Wed May 20, 2026 8:38 pm It's Cast Away you fucking buffoon!!!
Meh. You're still a crybaby bitch.
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Cars, but it's live action directed by Michael Bay.
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Danny Zuko wears a beret in every Grease scene.
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:haha:
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Let Peter Jackson convince you it could be a trilogy.
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