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doug rr wrote: Thu May 21, 2026 8:06 pm used pay phones all the time growing up the 70s and 80s
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Can a completely illiterate person still get a Driver’s License?
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Prob not where you live
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spike wrote: Fri May 22, 2026 2:46 pm Prob not where you live
That’s less of an insult as you think
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If you were to a point of fame where you had an entry on Wikipedia, would you correct mistakes that people put into that entry?
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How old do you think you look? Do you look older or younger than you are?
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I think I look about my age. Occasionally someone will express surprise when I mention my age and say they thought I'd be younger, but I think they're either being nice or they're reacting to my extreme immaturity
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People have told me I look younger, but I feel like I’ve really aged over the last couple of years.
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Grey hair, grey beard… definitely older
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Younger usually, but I'm losing the battle with the white hairs.

I was watching Star Trek TNG last night and I stupidly looked up their ages when the show started and now I'm having a crisis.
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Michael Ian Black told me I look like a child
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BurtReynolds wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 7:09 pm Younger usually, but I'm losing the battle with the white hairs.

I was watching Star Trek TNG last night and I stupidly looked up their ages when the show started and now I'm having a crisis.
Is sucks being older than all of them were, doesn’t it?

Hell, I’m even older than Bones from TOS was.
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A witch has cast a spell on you turning you into an inanimate, non-electronic object for a year. To be changed back into human form before the year is up, you need to be able to get at least a hundred people to touch you. What inanimate object would you be?
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wease wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 8:21 pm
BurtReynolds wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 7:09 pm Younger usually, but I'm losing the battle with the white hairs.

I was watching Star Trek TNG last night and I stupidly looked up their ages when the show started and now I'm having a crisis.
Is sucks being older than all of them were, doesn’t it?

Hell, I’m even older than Bones from TOS was.
I'm Patrick Stewart's age when the show started. No way I look that old, right? Super hot mommy milf Bev Crusher is now several years younger. That ain't right.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 8:40 pm A witch has cast a spell on you turning you into an inanimate, non-electronic object for a year. To be changed back into human form before the year is up, you need to be able to get at least a hundred people to touch you. What inanimate object would you be?
A toilet handle
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BurtReynolds wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 6:11 am How old do you think you look? Do you look older or younger than you are?
I have always looked and been taken for younger than I am. Gray on the beard is starting to age me, but clean shaven or beard closely trimmed I can probably pass for at least ten years younger than my actual age
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Twink privilege
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Jorge wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 12:23 amTwink privilege
That best not be about me
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It was an unrelated question I was asking RM
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