The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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:lol:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:soulseek 4 lyfe
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A couple of cheap-o frozen burritos I’m doctoring up with queso, hot sauce and avocado is for supper. I should be reporting back in a couple of hours.
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Might as well go ahead and schedule a sewer scope tomorrow
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lots of craps this morning

was backed up

started off with some decent twin towers

next two were pretty big

then the purge

feel a bit better

made friends with salad

another day, another cacca
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I felt the urge to go earlier, but put it on hold to do a few things, and now that urge is gone. Concerning, as I like to get it out on schedule.
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Guys I hate to admit it but I sharted my pants today. Thank god that (1) I caught it, it wasn't a lot, and (2) I work from home. Immediately took a shower after. Embarrassing.
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bodysnatcher wrote:Guys I hate to admit it but I sharted my pants today. Thank god that (1) I caught it, it wasn't a lot, and (2) I work from home. Immediately took a shower after. Embarrassing.
I genuinely appreciate you letting us know.
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have you seen a doctor

i am a little concerned
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Stopped up the toilet earlier today. I hate when that happens.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Stopped up the toilet earlier today. I hate when that happens.
Damnit
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Stopped up the toilet earlier today. I hate when that happens.
Damnit
Dickey’s
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spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Stopped up the toilet earlier today. I hate when that happens.
Damnit
Dickey’s
I haven't been there since I moved, so a little over two years actually.
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Big ol’ log today no stoppage hallelujah
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Few things are more luxuriating than a public toilet stall with a full floor to ceiling door.
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Sat down for what felt like a totally normal movement. It was, until immediately after when it apparently uncorked a steady flow of hot Wendy's Frosty that filled a third of my toilet bowl.
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A lot of y’all need to see a gastroenterologist stat.
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lol
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Two consecutive two doo doo days. I can't say for sure it's never happened, but can't have occurred more than a handful of times.
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