ITT Ello Sailor tells us about himself

Post by **96583UP** » Wed November 19, 2025 1:04 pm

do you even lift bro

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Wed November 19, 2025 7:53 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Tell us about your weekend.

Beach

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Wed November 19, 2025 7:54 pm

VinylGuy wrote:What bout this one:

- you get to choose again the setlist to a SP show BUT be before that you have to listen to Trag talk a about Steve Albini or dynamics

I miss Trag. I would love to talk with him about Steve's Albeenis.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Wed November 19, 2025 7:54 pm

96583UP wrote:Pirates of the Caribbean ride is elite

ty

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Wed November 19, 2025 7:56 pm

coptheriotact wrote:what are some common phrases you use in your internal monolgue?

(id pay 29.95 to hear trag talk about steve albini and/or dynamics once more)

"Cunt's fucked"

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Wed November 19, 2025 7:56 pm

96583UP wrote:do you even lift bro

I exist only to lift Lenny's spirits.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Wed November 19, 2025 7:58 pm

Jorge wrote:Are you making sure to protect your skin when you spend all day at the beach? You need to be careful with that

I am being very careful, Papa Georgio.

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed November 19, 2025 10:46 pm

Ello Sailor wrote:
Jorge wrote:Are you making sure to protect your skin when you spend all day at the beach? You need to be careful with that
I am being very careful, Papa Georgio.

What SPF you rockin?

dad · Post by **dad** » Wed November 19, 2025 11:30 pm

Ello Sailor wrote:
96583UP wrote:do you even lift bro
I exist only to lift Lenny's spirits.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Wed November 19, 2025 11:43 pm

spike wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:
Jorge wrote:Are you making sure to protect your skin when you spend all day at the beach? You need to be careful with that
I am being very careful, Papa Georgio.
What SPF you rockin?

50+. I think that's pretty standard. I still look like Ric Flair tho. Woo!

spike · Post by **spike** » Thu November 20, 2025 12:15 am

Ello Sailor wrote:
spike wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:
Jorge wrote:Are you making sure to protect your skin when you spend all day at the beach? You need to be careful with that
I am being very careful, Papa Georgio.
What SPF you rockin?
50+. I think that's pretty standard. I still look like Ric Flair tho. Woo!

My US mates keep asking if I have leathery Paul Hogan skin yet.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Thu November 20, 2025 12:42 am

Post by **96583UP** » Thu November 20, 2025 1:37 am

when Lando wins F1 how will you celebrate

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri June 05, 2026 10:11 pm

Have you ever been incarcerated?

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Fri June 05, 2026 10:12 pm

Not yet. Stay tuned!

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Fri June 05, 2026 10:13 pm

I love that this thread serves as a "Burt is triggered" notification. Never improve, it's good comedy.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri June 05, 2026 10:13 pm

How many "partners" have you had, macho man?

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Fri June 05, 2026 10:14 pm

Hahaha the trog is in his feelings. Fucking idiot.

BurtReynolds · Post by **BurtReynolds** » Fri June 05, 2026 10:16 pm

I'm just trying to get to know you. I don't know why that's so threatening. Most of us have threads dedicated to us.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Fri June 05, 2026 10:18 pm

You're sad that I called you unfuckable. And that's hilarious. Also true.

Red Mosquito

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