The most uncool food

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The most uncool food

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I've been thinking about this question a lot. What is a food that is just universally dorky or lame? I'm not sure there's an answer, but I'd like to use this thread to try.
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The first thing that came to mind is in The Simpsons when Bart is hanging out with a bunch of nerds, the leader nerd goes "Oliver! Bring our friend a hard-boiled egg and some prune juice"
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Could be a contender.

Also, maybe cottage cheese and fruit?
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grape nuts cereal
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It's hard to look cool eating a tuna fish sandwich
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Disagree. A tuna order in public tells me you don't give AF.. I respect that.
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I suppose it does have a certain "bad boy" quality to it
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Eat some tuna mix on a slice of wheat
Go to a punk show
Have some pints
Chase em with evan williams
Hurl into a toilet
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"gamer fuel" Doritos and Mountain Dew. Or is that too xxx-treme to be uncool?
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Mountain Dew… redneck champagne.
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Chicken nuggets
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fruit cake
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Pineapple on pizza. It isn't edgy any more. Stop ordering it to look cool.
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no one orders pineapple on pizza to look cool, they do it because it's delicious
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When was pineapple on pizza ever considered "EDGY"
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That stupid trend of hanging bacon and you cut it with scissors
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Oysters
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Bud Light
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bodysnatcher wrote: Tue June 16, 2026 9:09 pm That stupid trend of hanging bacon and you cut it with scissors
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