The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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96583UP wrote: Sat May 23, 2026 4:34 am welcome to the club
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do you know what freaks me out?
skinny poops.

Like what happened
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Finally pooped a couple of times today after nothing since Thursday. Both were disappointing and not the big cleansing drops I was expecting and feel the need for.
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Three times. Straight Niagara Falls this time. Ugh
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Had to clean my toilet bowl after the dump I just took
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Holy moly I think I have butt AIDS.
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What’s the move if you’ve just taken a crap and realize there’s no TP left on the roll, and there’s no one home to save you?
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spike wrote: Sat June 27, 2026 1:38 am What’s the move if you’ve just taken a crap and realize there’s no TP left on the roll, and there’s no one home to save you?
In my pauper days when I was struggling to pay rent, this came up once or twice. Paper towel not ideal but an option.
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Haha fair enough. I meant what’s the move to get more TP if there is some in the house?
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Oh, I'd never let it get to that point. Sorry but this is something you're going to have to wing.
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Like no paper on the roll but there's paper down the hall? Or no paper in the house?
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bodysnatcher wrote: Sat June 27, 2026 11:59 pm Like no paper on the roll but there's paper down the hall? Or no paper in the house?
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hey guys, been taking a daily probiotic for a little over a month and a half, and have been dropping leviathans in the doo doo machine.

happy gut, happy butt.
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Maybe I need to do that. This diabetes med has messed with my whole system. I used to go at least once every day and now I may go 3 times in a day then not go again for 3 more days.
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Decent log, but with the rare 2 wipe. Second was just for safety
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I haven’t pooped since 530ish Thursday (am)
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Wtf
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I've been crapping like a donkey (shout outs Snatch for that one)
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