The most uncool food

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No lobster is profoundly uncool
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polly-o string cheese

no wait

it’s the best part of the pizza
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LoathedVermin72 wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 8:01 pm now you guys are just naming foods
Snatch hasn't had a decent take in years.
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Chris_H_2 wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 7:55 pm avocado toast
This is also dumb as hell. Do better.
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i will die on that hill
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Chris_H_2 wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:38 pm i will die
Correct.
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I'm not sure people saying "lobster" or "avocado toast" are really getting what the thread was going for. Maybe I'm wrong, could you explain your choices?
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E.H. Ruddock wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 5:21 pm
BurtReynolds wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 2:17 pmCasserole
Wrong. Casserole is cool as hell you uncool person.
No one under 80 makes casserole.
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Jorge wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:42 pm I'm not sure people saying "lobster" or "avocado toast" are really getting what the thread was going for. Maybe I'm wrong, could you explain your choices?
Lobster:

Because when you eat it, you put on a bib like an adult-baby. Completely uncool.
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I'll have one lobster, pwease.
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Okay, that's pretty funny.

Lobster rolls are fine though, right?
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Ello Sailor wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 10:08 pm Okay, that's pretty funny.

Lobster rolls are fine though, right?

Definitely
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bodysnatcher wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:58 pm
Jorge wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:42 pm I'm not sure people saying "lobster" or "avocado toast" are really getting what the thread was going for. Maybe I'm wrong, could you explain your choices?
Lobster:

Because when you eat it, you put on a bib like an adult-baby. Completely uncool.
That’s only if you’re already uncool. I’ve never bibbed when lobstering.
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What’s the most uncool fast food? White Castle? Burger King?
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Wait, it’s Arby’s.
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bodysnatcher wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:58 pm
Jorge wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:42 pm I'm not sure people saying "lobster" or "avocado toast" are really getting what the thread was going for. Maybe I'm wrong, could you explain your choices?
Lobster:

Because when you eat it, you put on a bib like an adult-baby. Completely uncool.
Actually a compelling argument
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I don't even know what to do with this thread anymore. i wanna eat so many uncool things.
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“porridge”
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Explain.

Porridge is an old school, tough bastard breakfast where I'm from. I wouldn't call it uncool at all.
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