The most uncool food

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I think of porridge as something Victorian orphans eat
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spike wrote: Fri June 19, 2026 2:09 amOkay Goldilocks
I didn't say I ate it, you fool.

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Is porridge different from oatmeal? Because oatmeal is cool as shit
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Oatmeal is a type of porridge. And yes, poster dad has cemented oatmeal as extremely cool.
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Seems like people think they look cool with a mouthful of sunflower seeds and spitting them out, but I disagree
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bodysnatcher wrote: Fri June 19, 2026 2:43 am Seems like people think they look cool with a mouthful of sunflower seeds and spitting them out, but I disagree
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bodysnatcher wrote: Fri June 19, 2026 2:43 am Seems like people think they look cool with a mouthful of sunflower seeds and spitting them out, but I disagree
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There's absolutely no way to look cool while eating cotton candy as an adult. Imagine trying to hit on a babe while you're holding a cone of cotton candy. No chance.
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spike wrote: Wed June 17, 2026 11:14 am A1 sauce on steak
Immediately thought this but I suppose it is the combo that does it?

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BurtReynolds wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:53 pm
E.H. Ruddock wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 5:21 pm
BurtReynolds wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 2:17 pmCasserole
Wrong. Casserole is cool as hell you uncool person.
No one under 80 makes casserole.
at least once a month right here...its a midwestern thing
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doug rr wrote: Fri June 19, 2026 10:55 pm
BurtReynolds wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:53 pm
E.H. Ruddock wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 5:21 pm
BurtReynolds wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 2:17 pmCasserole
Wrong. Casserole is cool as hell you uncool person.
No one under 80 makes casserole.
at least once a month right here...its a midwestern thing
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So this thread is just a “foods we don’t like” thread?
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To be fair I think Doug is 80.
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Enough with the old people food. What about baby food? If you saw a grown man eating baby food out in public, would you think he was cool? No, you wouldn't.
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bodysnatcher wrote: Fri June 19, 2026 3:03 am There's absolutely no way to look cool while eating cotton candy as an adult. Imagine trying to hit on a babe while you're holding a cone of cotton candy. No chance.
What if it's a bag of cotton candy?
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Farmer John wrote: Sat June 20, 2026 5:17 pm Enough with the old people food. What about baby food? If you saw a grown man eating baby food out in public, would you think he was cool? No, you wouldn't.
I found out a few years ago that my mid 30s cousin often eats baby food as her lunch. I’m assuming it’s a budgetary/weight loss thing.
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