Universal's Christopher Nolan's Penguin's Homer's TheOdyssey

[tree_]

Oh God, Anne Hathaway is in this too? I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Well, according to Twitter, Anne Hathaway's boobs are bigger now. Hope this helps.

[BurtReynolds]

Oh God, Anne Hathaway is in this too? I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Well, according to Twitter, Anne Hathaway's boobs are bigger now. Hope this helps.

It does, a little.

[tragabigzanda]

I think this looks awful. It has nothing to do with Black or trans people and everything to do with the deluge of celebrity ephemera I can't seem to avoid on a given day. I get that zillion dollar movies need to sell tickets and therefore we need to cast celebrities because the normies maintain parasocial relationships that make them think that Matt Damon would enjoy drinking a beer with them if only given the chance...

But fuck me, I am so sick of almost all of these people and all I can see is "famous people play pretend in between pitching crypto and telling us how to vote."

[tree_]

I don't really carry all that celebrity baggage into movies. Once the movie starts, they're just actors to me. I'd find it kind of exhausting if every famous face pulled me out of the movie before they even had a chance to perform.

[Ello Sailor]

the normies maintain parasocial relationships that make them think that Matt Damon would enjoy drinking a beer with them if only given the chance...

Holy fucking projection. You used to state daily whether or not an artist would be "a solid hang".

Idiot.

[tragabigzanda]

I don't really carry all that celebrity baggage into movies. Once the movie starts, they're just actors to me. I'd find it kind of exhausting if every famous face pulled me out of the movie before they even had a chance to perform.

It is!

[Farmer John]

Unfortunately, famous actors are in a lot of movies.

[BurtReynolds]

[tree_]

i like zendaya

but why did you make "literally everyone" literally ryan gosling?

[BurtReynolds]

Because he's cool and I want to have a beer with him.

Zendaya is a void on the screen. A hole where an actor should be. A blank space that leaves no impression at all. One immediately forgets her upon looking away from her.

Except in Dune. She's fucking awful in Dune. Incredible comedic performance.

[tree_]

Have you seen The Drama? That was the movie that really sold me on her. I think she's a pretty good actress—certainly better than many of the alternatives.

I never completely stop seeing Zendaya either, but I can say the same about DiCaprio. That doesn't mean they're bad actors. I think she's consistently good, even if she's not a total chameleon.

[epilogue]

Anne Hathaway is a goddamn treasure!

[Mecca]

The people who don’t like Zendaya have quite a few things in common. Caring about the race of actors in the odyssey seems to be one of them

[BurtReynolds]

Theory also holds for Anne Hathaway.

[BurtReynolds]

Wait, I like Devil Wears Prada. Is the second one any good?

[The Argonaut]

Oh God, Anne Hathaway is in this too? I don't know how much more of this I can take.

In this movie, Anne Hathaway plays Lupita Nyong'o's first cousin. How you like them apples?

[wease]

Haha! That ought to make his brain explode!

Nice Damon reference, too.

[BurtReynolds]

You know all this movie needs now? Kevin Hart.

[Farmer John]

Another thing that seems to be upsetting a lot of people is that the costumes aren't homoerotic enough. The inclusion of a greased up Brad Pitt or Orlando Bloom would go a long way in easing some concerns.

Anyway, I think we all now have enough information to properly judge this movie, so I'm going to go ahead and give it 3.5 stars.

[Chris_H_2]

But fuck me, I am so sick of almost all of these people and all I can see is "famous people play pretend in between pitching crypto and telling us how to vote."

i hope for your sanity that you haven't been watching fox's coverage of the world cup games.