Universal's Christopher Nolan's Penguin's Homer's TheOdyssey

[Farmer John]

Oh God, Anne Hathaway is in this too? I don't know how much more of this I can take.

In this movie, Anne Hathaway plays Lupita Nyong'o's first cousin. How you like them apples?

This I might actually take issue with (in a non-racist way!) But then again, there is also a giant cyclops involved, so maybe it's fine.

[Anders]

The people who don’t like Zendaya have quite a few things in common. Caring about the race of actors in the odyssey seems to be one of them

Zendaya is awesome.

[epilogue]

The people who don’t like Zendaya have quite a few things in common. Caring about the race of actors in the odyssey seems to be one of them

Zendaya is awesome.

Goddamn right

[BurtReynolds]

Oh God, Anne Hathaway is in this too? I don't know how much more of this I can take.

In this movie, Anne Hathaway plays Lupita Nyong'o's first cousin. How you like them apples?

This I might actually take issue with (in a non-racist way!) But then again, there is also a giant cyclops involved, so maybe it's fine.

Yikes, racist.

[Dev]

I just realized Anne Hathaway is an absolute stunner the other day and I feel like it might have something to do with the advent of Ozempic.

[Dev]

I think this looks awful. It has nothing to do with Black or trans people and everything to do with the deluge of celebrity ephemera I can't seem to avoid on a given day. I get that zillion dollar movies need to sell tickets and therefore we need to cast celebrities because the normies maintain parasocial relationships that make them think that Matt Damon would enjoy drinking a beer with them if only given the chance...

But fuck me, I am so sick of almost all of these people and all I can see is "famous people play pretend in between pitching crypto and telling us how to vote."

It's crazy how when you first make a post you have so much confidence in them but inevitably you will delete this and for good reason.

This thread is officially a cesspool.

[BurtReynolds]

I just realized Anne Hathaway is an absolute stunner the other day and I feel like it might have something to do with the advent of Ozempic.

It's weird. All the pieces are there. She should be hot, but she isn't. She's very unsettling. Like some kind of shapeshifting alien that takes the form of a pretty girl, but some deep instinct screams for you to run.

[epilogue]

I just realized Anne Hathaway is an absolute stunner the other day and I feel like it might have something to do with the advent of Ozempic.

Nah, homie, she was stunning from the jump.

Stunning and super talented. She's an actual capital M movie star

[Anders]

She’s a 10/10. Unstoppable.

[BurtReynolds]

Anne Hathaway after she peels off the human husk she inhabits:



I think it's something about the strain around her eyes that gives her away.

[Farmer John]

Oh God, Anne Hathaway is in this too? I don't know how much more of this I can take.

In this movie, Anne Hathaway plays Lupita Nyong'o's first cousin. How you like them apples?

This I might actually take issue with (in a non-racist way!) But then again, there is also a giant cyclops involved, so maybe it's fine.

Yikes, racist.

No. I clearly stated that what I was saying was NOT racist. You, of all people, should know that's how it works.

[VinylGuy]

Anne H. Is hotter than hell you morons

[Ello Sailor]

"Elbows too pointy"

-Burt, the most grotesque neckbeard alive

[epilogue]

Anne H. Is hotter than hell you morons

[BurtReynolds]

Trag was right about the parasocial relationships.

[Ello Sailor]

That's not what parasocial means, dumbass.

You're a fat, unfuckable dipshit and you're saying a stunning woman isn't hot. It's hilarious and sad.

[Ello Sailor]

I choose to believe Dev was trolling because she's never been close to overweight, so the Ozempic thing makes zero sense. Not his best work.

[BurtReynolds]

That's not what parasocial means, dumbass.

You're a fat, unfuckable dipshit and you're saying a stunning woman isn't hot. It's hilarious and sad.

I hope she sees this, bro.

[Ello Sailor]

You're such a loser. Insane.

[BurtReynolds]

Tell me there isn't some primordial drive to flee when you see this. This is some Backrooms type shit. This is why we are disturbed by the uncanny valley.