We leave for Greece/Egypt on Tuesday after our planned trip to Rio was interrupted by my mom’s death while we waited for our connecting flight last month. I felt bad having the thought, “I hope my dad can hold it together for a couple of weeks now.” Glad my mind isn’t the only one like this.doug rr wrote: Thu July 16, 2026 8:57 pm we're planning our trip again that was interrupted by the MIL death in march...we've currently booked Dublin for 4 weeks and then off to Liverpool and Manchester for a week or so and then train it up to Scotland for about 2 more weeks..hopefully the FIL doesn't fall and break his head..fingers crossed
Travel thread
- daft twat
- Misplaced My Sponge
- Posts: 5540
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 2:23 am
- Location: The In Between
Re: Travel thread
- lennytheweedwhacker
- The Master
- Posts: 48854
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm
Re: Travel thread
What are good ways to kill a day in Miami that don't involve the beach?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
- 96583UP
- The Master
- Posts: 30185
- Joined: Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am
Re: Travel thread
strip club
yacht cruise with strippers
strip club tour
stripper escort party
yacht cruise with strippers
strip club tour
stripper escort party
All posts by this account, even those referencing real things, are entirely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only; i.e. very low-quality entertainment. These may contain coarse language and due to their content should not be viewed by anyone
- lennytheweedwhacker
- The Master
- Posts: 48854
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm
Re: Travel thread
Uh no. Like wholesome mature stuff.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
- E.H. Ruddock
- Guys, I am not a moderator! I swear to God! Why does everyone think I'm a moderator?
- Posts: 52155
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm
Re: Travel thread
Cuban sandwich from a run down shack
Sculpture garden in South Beach
Walk around with a posterboard that says “LeBron please pick Miami”
Sculpture garden in South Beach
Walk around with a posterboard that says “LeBron please pick Miami”
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
- lennytheweedwhacker
- The Master
- Posts: 48854
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm
Re: Travel thread
E.H. Ruddock wrote: Sat July 18, 2026 3:05 pm Cuban sandwich from a run down shack
Sculpture garden in South Beach
Walk around with a posterboard that says “LeBron please pick Miami”
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
-
doug rr
- The Master
- Posts: 27510
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:45 pm
- Location: I'm now Canadian..go broncos
Re: Travel thread
drinks at club deuce and food at peurto sagua...get the fried pork chunkslennytheweedwhacker wrote: Sat July 18, 2026 2:27 pm What are good ways to kill a day in Miami that don't involve the beach?
-
doug rr
- The Master
- Posts: 27510
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:45 pm
- Location: I'm now Canadian..go broncos
Re: Travel thread
that's the only way we can think now when we travel...have a good trip...daft twat wrote: Sat July 18, 2026 12:38 pmWe leave for Greece/Egypt on Tuesday after our planned trip to Rio was interrupted by my mom’s death while we waited for our connecting flight last month. I felt bad having the thought, “I hope my dad can hold it together for a couple of weeks now.” Glad my mind isn’t the only one like this.doug rr wrote: Thu July 16, 2026 8:57 pm we're planning our trip again that was interrupted by the MIL death in march...we've currently booked Dublin for 4 weeks and then off to Liverpool and Manchester for a week or so and then train it up to Scotland for about 2 more weeks..hopefully the FIL doesn't fall and break his head..fingers crossed
- 96583UP
- The Master
- Posts: 30185
- Joined: Sun September 15, 2013 5:50 am
Re: Travel thread
strippers engaging in acts of charity
gardening with strippers
stripper bake sale
christmas in july stripper caroling
All posts by this account, even those referencing real things, are entirely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only; i.e. very low-quality entertainment. These may contain coarse language and due to their content should not be viewed by anyone
- daft twat
- Misplaced My Sponge
- Posts: 5540
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 2:23 am
- Location: The In Between
Re: Travel thread
Greece/Egypt trip was a great success and no one in my family died while we were gone. Cairo is the craziest place I’ve ever been in my life.
- scrub12
- AnalLog
- Posts: 1968
- Joined: Thu January 03, 2013 4:56 am
Re: Travel thread
I just came back from Greece myself. Did 4 nights in Athens and then 4 nights in Santorini (wife's choice). Loved both. Santorini wasn't as busy as people said it would be. I thought Athens was great. Incredible food everywhere and loved walking around the city. We took an 8-year-old who loved it.
- wease
- Major Dude
- Posts: 41153
- Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm
- Location: Where everybody knows your name
Re: Travel thread
Athens was my favorite city we went to in Greece/Italy/France, as well.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
- C. Montgomery Burns
- C. Montgomery Burns
- daft twat
- Misplaced My Sponge
- Posts: 5540
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 2:23 am
- Location: The In Between
Re: Travel thread
We had 3 days at each stop - Athens, Santorini, Naxos, and Giza.scrub12 wrote: Wed August 05, 2026 7:36 pm I just came back from Greece myself. Did 4 nights in Athens and then 4 nights in Santorini (wife's choice). Loved both. Santorini wasn't as busy as people said it would be. I thought Athens was great. Incredible food everywhere and loved walking around the city. We took an 8-year-old who loved it.
We stayed in the Monastiraki neighborhood in Athens. Our room had an incredible view of the Acropolis. My favorite thing we did in Athens was hike up Mt. Lycabettus. My kids had fun recreating the iconic photo of Giannis up there. We stayed in Fira on Santorini, and the best thing we did there or anywhere in Greece was the 6 mile hike to Oia. I agree, it wasn’t crowded at all. There was a 20 minute line for the one staircase with the two blue domes, but otherwise it felt almost empty. Naxos didn’t have the highs of Athens or Santorini, but it was like the batter who hits for average in that it was consistently t enjoyable. I think it had the best food, and the beaches were great. Santorini is not a beach island at all.
This surprises me. Outside of the Acropolis and the neighborhoods around it (which are great), Athens looked like a graffiti-covered slum. The metro was horrible. I think Paris and Rome have a lot more to offer.wease wrote: Wed August 05, 2026 7:45 pm Athens was my favorite city we went to in Greece/Italy/France, as well.
- wease
- Major Dude
- Posts: 41153
- Joined: Sat January 05, 2013 1:57 pm
- Location: Where everybody knows your name
Re: Travel thread
Some in our party made similar comments. I dunno. I just really liked it.daft twat wrote: Wed August 05, 2026 8:19 pmWe had 3 days at each stop - Athens, Santorini, Naxos, and Giza.scrub12 wrote: Wed August 05, 2026 7:36 pm I just came back from Greece myself. Did 4 nights in Athens and then 4 nights in Santorini (wife's choice). Loved both. Santorini wasn't as busy as people said it would be. I thought Athens was great. Incredible food everywhere and loved walking around the city. We took an 8-year-old who loved it.
We stayed in the Monastiraki neighborhood in Athens. Our room had an incredible view of the Acropolis. My favorite thing we did in Athens was hike up Mt. Lycabettus. My kids had fun recreating the iconic photo of Giannis up there. We stayed in Fira on Santorini, and the best thing we did there or anywhere in Greece was the 6 mile hike to Oia. I agree, it wasn’t crowded at all. There was a 20 minute line for the one staircase with the two blue domes, but otherwise it felt almost empty. Naxos didn’t have the highs of Athens or Santorini, but it was like the batter who hits for average in that it was consistently t enjoyable. I think it had the best food, and the beaches were great. Santorini is not a beach island at all.
This surprises me. Outside of the Acropolis and the neighborhoods around it (which are great), Athens looked like a graffiti-covered slum. The metro was horrible. I think Paris and Rome have a lot more to offer.wease wrote: Wed August 05, 2026 7:45 pm Athens was my favorite city we went to in Greece/Italy/France, as well.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
- C. Montgomery Burns
- C. Montgomery Burns
- spike
- The Master
- Posts: 36282
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am
Re: Travel thread
Talk about Cairo some more. Take us there.daft twat wrote: Wed August 05, 2026 7:21 pm Greece/Egypt trip was a great success and no one in my family died while we were gone. Cairo is the craziest place I’ve ever been in my life.
- oasisfan35
- Rank This Poster
- Posts: 4864
- Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:07 pm
Re: Travel thread
I see daft runs with the Socs...daft twat wrote: Wed August 05, 2026 8:19 pmThis surprises me. Outside of the Acropolis and the neighborhoods around it (which are great), Athens looked like a graffiti-covered slum. The metro was horrible. I think Paris and Rome have a lot more to offer.wease wrote: Wed August 05, 2026 7:45 pm Athens was my favorite city we went to in Greece/Italy/France, as well.
absinthe makes the heart grow fonder...
- daft twat
- Misplaced My Sponge
- Posts: 5540
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 2:23 am
- Location: The In Between
Re: Travel thread
We arrived at 10 pm. The airport is 50 minutes from our hotel in Giza so my introduction to Cairo was that drive. What did I see? Highway that expanded to as many as 7 lanes, but lanes are arbitrary. The most useless job in the world is painting lines on the roads in Cairo. No one stays between them. Pedestrians cross the highway. It’s bananas. What is zooming past the daring walkers are motorbikes with wives on the back loosely clutching toddlers in each arm, flatbed trucks with either riders sat precariously scrolling on their phones or cartoonishly high stacks of cargo strapped down impossibly tightly in the back, vans filled with a dozen people, and yes, camels and horses. Near accidents are as constant as the incessant horn beeping, but no one gets angry. No one flicks anyone else off. I’ve never been in an agglomeration so big. One of my drivers said the population was between 25 and 30 million people.
The people are super friendly. This is not without motive. Everyone is trying to get your money. My favorite dude said to me, “How can I take your money from you, sir?” Every morning we had breakfast on the hotel roof, and the guy working it was so happy despite having about 6 teeth. He’d greet my wife: “Good morning, princess!” Then he’d bring out the most delicious warm falafel bites and scrambled eggs. I had stuffed pigeon for dinner one night. I had eaten it as you might imagine, and the waitress laughed and told me they eat it like a sandwich, bones and all. The food was delicious and cheap.There is a lot of garbage and camel/horse/donkey shit in the street. Kids work. A boy named Alee working at a shop near my hotel befriended my kids and sought them out every day. The hotel people yelled at him every time. We talked about how that was going to be his life. No upward mobility.
I think everyone should go there once in their lives if they can afford it. I’ll never forget it.
- spike
- The Master
- Posts: 36282
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 4:18 am
Re: Travel thread
Third world cities, man. Sounds very similar to my wife’s experience in India earlier this year.
- daft twat
- Misplaced My Sponge
- Posts: 5540
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 2:23 am
- Location: The In Between
Re: Travel thread
I’m no Greaseroasisfan35 wrote: Wed August 05, 2026 11:47 pmI see daft runs with the Socs...daft twat wrote: Wed August 05, 2026 8:19 pmThis surprises me. Outside of the Acropolis and the neighborhoods around it (which are great), Athens looked like a graffiti-covered slum. The metro was horrible. I think Paris and Rome have a lot more to offer.wease wrote: Wed August 05, 2026 7:45 pm Athens was my favorite city we went to in Greece/Italy/France, as well.
- daft twat
- Misplaced My Sponge
- Posts: 5540
- Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 2:23 am
- Location: The In Between
Re: Travel thread
Did she enjoy India? I don’t think I’d go there if the trip was free. I’d wanted to see the pyramids my whole life and they surpassed my expectations. There is nothing in India I really want to see, and it’s really the one culture I have no interest in. I suppose that’s awful to say, but I don’t like curry so the food is not a draw, I dislike the accent as much as a southern American accent, and I have no interest in the Hindu religion. Plus they have cobras and, in my experience, wear polo shirts when they work out.spike wrote: Thu August 06, 2026 2:25 am Third world cities, man. Sounds very similar to my wife’s experience in India earlier this year.