Universal's Christopher Nolan's Penguin's Homer's TheOdyssey

[spike]

I heard they cast a chihuahua as the dog in The Odyssey? Is this true?

It is true, unfortunately. The most embarrassing moment of Christopher Nolan's career. He will be remembered as a weak man who bowed to a dying immoral agenda just to meet the woke rules required to win an Oscar.

People are coping by saying it's not a big deal because the chihuahua has very little screen time. But I don't care. It profanes the film with its presence. It offends me.

Nolan just shoehorning in another celebrity with the Taco Bell chihuahua

Diarrheseus

[bart]

in the 90s we would have gotten wishbone but instead we got this Mexican freak dog, smh

[Farmer John]

I wasn't watching a character, I was watching the Taco Bell chihuahua act

[The Argonaut]

in the 90s we would have gotten wishbone but instead we got this Mexican freak dog, smh

I went with a friend whose only reference point for this story was its Wishbone episode. The first thing he told me when the movie ended, credits still rolling, is that he liked this movie better than the Wishbone episode

[bart]

wow but that is high praise

[BurtReynolds]

in the 90s we would have gotten wishbone but instead we got this Mexican freak dog, smh

I went with a friend whose only reference point for this story was its Wishbone episode. The first thing he told me when the movie ended, credits still rolling, is that he liked this movie better than the Wishbone episode

How does it compare to Air Bud?

[Simple Torture]

in the 90s we would have gotten wishbone but instead we got this Mexican freak dog, smh

I went with a friend whose only reference point for this story was its Wishbone episode. The first thing he told me when the movie ended, credits still rolling, is that he liked this movie better than the Wishbone episode

How does it compare to Air Bud?

More bitches.

[Dev]

in the 90s we would have gotten wishbone but instead we got this Mexican freak dog, smh

This broke me

[BurtReynolds]

[Jorge]

Oh yeah like that other movie he was in

[BurtReynolds]

Oh is that what it is? I've never seen it.

[BurtReynolds]

Only Ensign and Lenny hated it. Burt will hate it without ever seeing it because he's a huge fucking loser with nothing going on.

Well now I'm going to like it

[bart]

Oh is that what it is? I've never seen it.

yes, it’s called Mystic Pizza

[Ensign9]

Why hire a Brit as Odysseus? To match Tom Holland's accent? Is that what you're saying?

It has more to do with Damon and his lack of gravitas than it was his accent.

Ian McDiarmid elevated the pile of odorous excrement that was the Revenge of the Sith script in every scene he was in.

Not a direct comparison but that’s the general idea behind my wishing it was a different actor, Brit or otherwise; someone who could better elevate the material.

At least hire someone without Ticonderoga number 2 pencil nips.

[spike]

Christian Bale wasn’t available.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Only Ensign and Lenny hated it. Burt will hate it without ever seeing it because he's a huge fucking loser with nothing going on.

To be fair I still have no idea how shout out guy feels

[tragabigzanda]

Ben Shapiro has called it a masterpiece.

[epilogue]

Renowned film critic and insightful genius Ben Shapiro has called it a masterpiece.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

https://www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/s/647dEYSYcl

[tragabigzanda]

Renowned film critic and insightful genius Ben Shapiro has called it a masterpiece.

I honestly hadn't considered this, but now it's difficult not to see the Hollywood-industrial complex in cahoots with Hegseth's T-level screening for the military. Silicon Valley is the obvious bridge between Damon's crypto holdings and Palantir killchain tech.