Zendaya Appreciation Thread

[Ello Sailor]

I find RM's vigorous defense of Zendaya weirder than Burt's dislike of her.

Dumbass neckbeard: *has a shitty take*

Everyone: "Well, that's stupid"

You: "Wow, you guys are weird for that"

Nice one, fella.

Nah you're all horny for her and she looks like she's 12 I know what's going on here.

5 ft. 10, 29 years of age. Yeah, righto.

[bada]

I immediately saw the error of my ways after you dropped the height stat!

[BurtReynolds]

Another successful thread.

[epilogue]

Zendaya is unique and talented. She's amazing. Why are we even acting like she's not?

I hate this thread

I believe the majority is with you.

Yeah, and?

Nothing. That's all.

[Mecca]

I’m totally neutral. No strong opinion either way.

I’d like to amend this. Coming out of the chute with just a first name is a bit presumptuous and arrogant. Sets the bar quite high and not sure she’s lived up to it yet.

I recall her going by her first and last name when she first hit the mainstream

[VinylGuy]

Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman

a bit long, if you ask me she made a good call by just going with Zendaya

[spike]

I’m totally neutral. No strong opinion either way.

I’d like to amend this. Coming out of the chute with just a first name is a bit presumptuous and arrogant. Sets the bar quite high and not sure she’s lived up to it yet.

I recall her going by her first and last name when she first hit the mainstream

Perhaps she’s in every movie due to the immense single name pressure of needing to achieve household name status.

[Ello Sailor]

I think Madonna is giving her power. Single-name illuminati fuckery.

[VinylGuy]

Madonna lost everything a long time ago. Its Beyonce now

[Ello Sailor]

I thought Lizzo was second in command. Interesting.

[Ello Sailor]

Zendaya showed a full range of emotions in The Odyssey. What a performance. Haters in shambles.

"ShE oNlY hAs OnE facial ExPrEsSiOn", get the fuck out of here you dopey cunt.

[epilogue]

Zendaya rules!

[VinylGuy]

Zendaya showed a full range of emotions in The Odyssey. What a performance. Haters in shambles.

"ShE oNlY hAs OnE facial ExPrEsSiOn", get the fuck out of here you dopey cunt.

*glorified cameo

[Ello Sailor]

Ensemble cast. The ladies can't all have as much screen time as Penelope, bro.

[VinylGuy]

[BurtReynolds]

She did stretch in the Odyssey. Not only did she have a blank expression, but she also added a quick crying expression to her repertoire. Unbelievable range.

[Ello Sailor]

Hating non-white actresses is not a personality, Burt.

Hit the treadmill, we've got a long way to go.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

This is now eternally stuck in my head

[BurtReynolds]

Hating non-white actresses is not a personality, Burt.

Hit the treadmill, we've got a long way to go.

She'll be fine without your white knightery, hero of the internet.

[Ello Sailor]

Yes, impressing her is definitely more important to me than making fun of a fat, miserable, terminally-online chud. Good work, dickhead. You really thought that one through.