The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Peeps · Post by **Peeps** » Sun July 19, 2026 10:55 pm

Surgery. I had a epidural which causes a back up for about 72 hours

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Sun July 19, 2026 11:05 pm

Oh shit. Forgot about that. Go well, brother.

spike · Post by **spike** » Sun July 19, 2026 11:18 pm

Back from our holiday, looking forward to getting back to a more regular diet and poop schedule.

Peeps · Post by **Peeps** » Mon July 20, 2026 12:39 am

We have had splash down

wease · Post by **wease** » Mon July 20, 2026 11:45 am

lennytheweedwhacker · Mon July 20, 2026 2:35 pm

Stopped up the toilet :/

spike · Post by **spike** » Wed July 22, 2026 1:26 am

spike wrote: Sun July 19, 2026 11:18 pm Back from our holiday, looking forward to getting back to a more regular diet and poop schedule.

Things are normalizing, but still experiencing epic farting when I awake in the morn.

Eugene · Post by **Eugene** » Wed July 22, 2026 7:40 pm

Before exiting the shower, I turn the shower head to the jet setting, bend at the waist, spread my cheeks slightly, and blast my shtinker. I call it the poor man's bidet.

Post by **96583UP** » Fri July 24, 2026 10:23 pm

lots of on/off diarrhea this week. kinda weird. some solid poops then some just ass puking. maybe i got the cyclospora

lennytheweedwhacker · Sat July 25, 2026 12:21 am

Nice log today minimal wiping

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Sat July 25, 2026 12:22 am

96583UP wrote: Fri July 24, 2026 10:23 pm ass puking

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Tue July 28, 2026 10:24 pm

Almost sharted today, clinched just in time. My rectal reflexes are top tier.

wease · Post by **wease** » Tue August 04, 2026 2:18 am

Dear god. I have battery acid in my stomach. Absolutely everything is liquified. It’s almost as if I’ve taken the colonoscopy prep again.

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue August 04, 2026 2:49 am

Had any lettuce lately?

wease · Post by **wease** » Tue August 04, 2026 2:52 am

Yes, for lunch. But it’s from a batch we’d already been eating from with no ill effects.

lennytheweedwhacker · Wed August 05, 2026 8:42 pm

Two poops today too much wiping

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Wed August 05, 2026 9:15 pm

Unleashed a sludge today that might turn some turtles into ninjas

wease · Post by **wease** » Sat August 08, 2026 3:20 am

And the stromboli is already making its exit.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Sat August 08, 2026 4:10 am

bodysnatcher wrote: Wed August 05, 2026 9:15 pm Unleashed a sludge

Post by **96583UP** » Sat August 08, 2026 1:04 pm

nothing like the aroma of that first poop of the day when you had like 9 beers the day before

the methane could power a turbine

Red Mosquito

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