The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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ate a ton yday

already three large dumps this morning

i think there’s more in there
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Normal poop with Nutella wipes
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kind of a rough week for crapping

went back hard core on the coffee

and didnt eat nearly enough salad

some spicy dumplings on tuesday set me back a few days
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Solid poops this week. First wipe has been worrisome but it resolves itself by wipe 3.
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my stomach is at war with my colon. I thought it was bad

heard someone enter two stalls down from me and it literally sounded like they dumped a bucket of water and seaweed into the toilet

all of a sudden things arent so bad
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Stopped at a Love's gas station last weekend to pee and someone was in the stall clinging to the edge of life with the tips of their fingernails.
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Is it true that, after wiping, if you sniff your fingers and they don't smell, then you don't have to worry about washing your hands? I thought I read that somewhere
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Apparently, Farmer John is an optometrist trying to drum up some business for treating pink eye
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I'm not saying I endorse it. I'm just making conversation
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All kidding aside, I absolutely have seen or heard (from the stall) people in public restrooms finish shitting, wipe, and leave without washing their hands
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I wonder how many people only wash their hands in public bathrooms when there's other people in there to see them do it, otherwise they'd be walking straight out
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Checking in from the frontline with a current bout of rrhea, pray for me boys!
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