ITT Ello Sailor tells us about himself

[96583UP]

gettin' AI sloppy in here

Spoiler: show

[spike]

Sincerely,
ChatGPT

[daft twat]

I don’t understand any of these big feelings among grown-ass men who don’t know each other. Ello and Joey have both been dicks to me and have both been complimentary to me. VG knows Paris Hilton and Wease. It’s a message board. I wish we could all yell at each other like Morgan Freeman and Benson in Lean on Me and still go to dinner afterwards. Come on, lads.

Side note: “Epiclog” made me laugh. Today my almost 10 year old dog dropped the longest shit I’ve ever seen exit her body. It looked human, and picking it up was a real low for me. I gagged a little.

[BurtReynolds]

What do you think about the Jews, daft?

[epilogue]

I don’t understand any of these big feelings among grown-ass men who don’t know each other. Ello and Joey have both been dicks to me and have both been complimentary to me. VG knows Paris Hilton and Wease. It’s a message board. I wish we could all yell at each other like Morgan Freeman and Benson in Lean on Me and still go to dinner afterwards. Come on, lads.

Side note: “Epiclog” made me laugh. Today my almost 10 year old dog dropped the longest shit I’ve ever seen exit her body. It looked human, and picking it up was a real low for me. I gagged a little.

Trag was calling my EpicLog ages ago. Ello can't even be bothered to be original. Like, be a dick, but don't be a derivative dick, y'know?

Also, I know wease too!

Finally, I've never been a dick to you. You just didn't like being called out, which is fair. No one likes being called out.

[daft twat]

I don’t understand any of these big feelings among grown-ass men who don’t know each other. Ello and Joey have both been dicks to me and have both been complimentary to me. VG knows Paris Hilton and Wease. It’s a message board. I wish we could all yell at each other like Morgan Freeman and Benson in Lean on Me and still go to dinner afterwards. Come on, lads.

Side note: “Epiclog” made me laugh. Today my almost 10 year old dog dropped the longest shit I’ve ever seen exit her body. It looked human, and picking it up was a real low for me. I gagged a little.

Trag was calling my EpicLog ages ago. Ello can't even be bothered to be original. Like, be a dick, but don't be a derivative dick, y'know?

Also, I know wease too!

Finally, I've never been a dick to you. You just didn't like being called out, which is fair. No one likes being called out.

We’ll have to agree to disagree on that last point. You’re a combative little fella with a low tolerance for people who disagree with you and a penchant for relying on black and white fallacies to support your arguments. I assume you’ll hate that take since no one likes being called out.

I’m jealous you know Wease. He seems like the most down-to-earth guy on RM. I’ve been lucky enough to meet a few RMers like Ruddo, Stickman, Peeps, and Strat over the years. I even rubbed shoulders with Trag once. They were all super cool, and I’m sure if we met before a show at MSG, we’d get along as well. The internet is kind of a dumb place for people to meet.

[Jorge]

What did Trag's shoulders feel like?

[daft twat]

What did Trag's shoulders feel like?

i can't imagine what trag's internal monologue was here

We never touched, but he looked at me like I was the only person in the room.

[spike]

Why is trag incapable of taking a normal photo?

[Jorge]

That's what zoomers do, they look at each other instead of the camera. Trag is with the youth

[epilogue]

I don’t understand any of these big feelings among grown-ass men who don’t know each other. Ello and Joey have both been dicks to me and have both been complimentary to me. VG knows Paris Hilton and Wease. It’s a message board. I wish we could all yell at each other like Morgan Freeman and Benson in Lean on Me and still go to dinner afterwards. Come on, lads.

Side note: “Epiclog” made me laugh. Today my almost 10 year old dog dropped the longest shit I’ve ever seen exit her body. It looked human, and picking it up was a real low for me. I gagged a little.

Trag was calling my EpicLog ages ago. Ello can't even be bothered to be original. Like, be a dick, but don't be a derivative dick, y'know?

Also, I know wease too!

Finally, I've never been a dick to you. You just didn't like being called out, which is fair. No one likes being called out.

You’re a combative little fella with a low tolerance for people who disagree with you and a penchant for relying on black and white fallacies to support your arguments.

We'll just have to agree to disagree.

[wease]

What did Trag's shoulders feel like?

i can't imagine what trag's internal monologue was here

We never touched, but he looked at me like I was the only person in the room.

What show was this at?

[wease]

I don’t understand any of these big feelings among grown-ass men who don’t know each other. Ello and Joey have both been dicks to me and have both been complimentary to me. VG knows Paris Hilton and Wease. It’s a message board. I wish we could all yell at each other like Morgan Freeman and Benson in Lean on Me and still go to dinner afterwards. Come on, lads.

Side note: “Epiclog” made me laugh. Today my almost 10 year old dog dropped the longest shit I’ve ever seen exit her body. It looked human, and picking it up was a real low for me. I gagged a little.

Trag was calling my EpicLog ages ago. Ello can't even be bothered to be original. Like, be a dick, but don't be a derivative dick, y'know?

Also, I know wease too!

Finally, I've never been a dick to you. You just didn't like being called out, which is fair. No one likes being called out.

We’ll have to agree to disagree on that last point. You’re a combative little fella with a low tolerance for people who disagree with you and a penchant for relying on black and white fallacies to support your arguments. I assume you’ll hate that take since no one likes being called out.

I’m jealous you know Wease. He seems like the most down-to-earth guy on RM. I’ve been lucky enough to meet a few RMers like Ruddo, Stickman, Peeps, and Strat over the years. I even rubbed shoulders with Trag once. They were all super cool, and I’m sure if we met before a show at MSG, we’d get along as well. The internet is kind of a dumb place for people to meet.

Trag also knows Wease. Indeed he was the very first RMer I had any IRL contact with. Contrary to popular belief, he’s one of the sweetest, most considerate people ever.

[epilogue]

The Internet, man. It does things to people.

[daft twat]

What did Trag's shoulders feel like?

i can't imagine what trag's internal monologue was here

We never touched, but he looked at me like I was the only person in the room.

What show was this at?

St. Louis 2022

[wease]

What did Trag's shoulders feel like?

i can't imagine what trag's internal monologue was here

We never touched, but he looked at me like I was the only person in the room.

What show was this at?

St. Louis 2022

Mrs Wease and I were at that show and IIRC just barely missed you. We did hook up with Trag, MD and Snatch (and Strat briefly) beforehand. Sorry we missed you.

[epilogue]

DT and Bammer look like twins. It's no wonder he hates me.

[Chris_H_2]

still think that dt looks like a happy matt berninger (or what i picture he would look like happy) without the glasses.

[daft twat]

still think that dt looks like a happy matt berninger (or what i picture he would look like happy) without the glasses.

I had to look him up. I see it. I wear contacts but my frames are very similar. I wore them to school and a student told me I looked like James Gunn. My facial hair is usually very short stubble because it’s so patchy in the cheeks.

DT and Bammer look like twins. It's no wonder he hates me.

Disagreeing and hating are two vastly different things. I would be genuinely sad if you stopped posting here. I like the personalities that I’ve come to know here over, what? 20 years? You’re part of my life. Keep being you and don’t leave. You’re a vital part of this little community.

[Matters]

Twat’s avatar pic is Karl Pilkington from the Ricky Gervais Show, right?