Wolf of Wall Street
Disappointed to find out that wasn't really Jonah Hill's dick in the party scene. Just a prop.
What movies are you watching?
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BurtReynolds
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Re: What movies are you watching?
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Jorge
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Re: What movies are you watching?
Why do you wish you had seen Jonah Hill's actual dick
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BurtReynolds
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Re: What movies are you watching?
It was so long and girthy. And now I find out it was a fucking fraud. All my heroes are dead.
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BurtReynolds
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Re: What movies are you watching?
I thought he was a fat man with aura, but it was all a sham. A sham ham. A trick dick. A fake snake.
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VinylGuy
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BurtReynolds
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Re: What movies are you watching?
It’s true. I’ve researched it extensively.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: What movies are you watching?
I bet if you joined Jonah Hill's jiu-jitsu class, you'd have a good chance of seeing his penis. Maybe more!
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Re: What movies are you watching?
that one time after i joined twitter i saw a meme about jonah hill dropping his coffee while walking down the street in some city
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Re: What movies are you watching?
For the first half of the movie I was getting ready to come here and join the Invite fan club -- it's witty, sharp, brisk, vibrant, well acted, really beautifully staged and shot -- but man, halfway through (right after the Sade scene) it just becomes the most annoying, trite, forced, predictable drama, absolutely unbearable.Farmer John wrote: Wed August 19, 2026 10:39 pmHe's off his rocker!epilogue wrote: Wed August 19, 2026 10:06 pmYou're a lunatic!VinylGuy wrote: Wed August 19, 2026 7:44 pmsaw it on saturday...men, what a waste of time this was. Wilde sure likes a good image and knows how to frame it, but overall the movie was so boring and seemed pretty old for 2026. It was like something from the 2000s at least. She was also not good as the leading, it kinda stood out how bad she was.spike wrote: Mon August 17, 2026 8:25 am I watched The Invite and now I’ll never think about inviting neighbors/couples over the same way.
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VinylGuy
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Re: What movies are you watching?
I bet you saw who was a part of the invite fan club and said no fucking way
BONE FUCKIN´ TOMAHAWK.
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Re: What movies are you watching?
What this now?Farmer John wrote: Fri August 21, 2026 2:01 pm I bet if you joined Jonah Hill's jiu-jitsu class, you'd have a good chance of seeing his penis. Maybe more!
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BurtReynolds
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Re: What movies are you watching?
I don't think I can sit through a movie starring Seth Rogen at this point in my life.
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lennytheweedwhacker
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Re: What movies are you watching?
Not even Pineapple Express?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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BurtReynolds
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Re: What movies are you watching?
That’s a classic bruh
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: What movies are you watching?
He's a highlight actuallyBurtReynolds wrote: Mon August 24, 2026 7:27 am I don't think I can sit through a movie starring Seth Rogen at this point in my life.
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Re: What movies are you watching?
Okay, we have to draw a line somewhere.Jorge wrote: Mon August 24, 2026 12:48 pmHe's a highlight actuallyBurtReynolds wrote: Mon August 24, 2026 7:27 am I don't think I can sit through a movie starring Seth Rogen at this point in my life.
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Re: What movies are you watching?
He's really good in it. I actually love how one of the first sounds you hear in the movie is his trademark laugh.epilogue wrote: Mon August 24, 2026 1:11 pmOkay, we have to draw a line somewhere.Jorge wrote: Mon August 24, 2026 12:48 pmHe's a highlight actuallyBurtReynolds wrote: Mon August 24, 2026 7:27 am I don't think I can sit through a movie starring Seth Rogen at this point in my life.
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Farmer John
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Re: What movies are you watching?
I didn't mean to start any rumours. I was just trying to help Burt with his desire to see Jonah Hills penis. I know Jonah is really big into Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, so I figured if they shared a change room, chances are high of catching a glimpseRangi Guy wrote: Sun August 23, 2026 8:33 pmWhat this now?Farmer John wrote: Fri August 21, 2026 2:01 pm I bet if you joined Jonah Hill's jiu-jitsu class, you'd have a good chance of seeing his penis. Maybe more!