2026 NFL Season

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Peeps wrote: Mon August 24, 2026 6:30 pm
Matters wrote: Mon August 24, 2026 4:35 pm 49ers owner arrested on suspicion of engaging in prostitution.

https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/49e ... -arrested/
in east palestine ohio none the less. where a few years ago there was that horrible train wreck. aside from cooties imagine what else he was going to catch
Apparently this happened in a trailer park, he was going to pay $140 for sex and he was also charged with something called “possessing criminal tools.”
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that headline read to me like he was the one selling the goods not buying them
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Every sentence in my head, someone else has said.
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criminal tools = his phone

apparently he arranged everything on his mobile phone and since he used it to commit a crime it is considered a criminal tool
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You an expert on criminal tools or something?
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Mecca wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 7:36 pm You an expert on criminal tools or something?
ben roethlisberger raped a girl
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Chris_H_2 wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 11:27 pm
Mecca wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 7:36 pm You an expert on criminal tools or something?
ben roethlisberger raped a girl
Just one?
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i'm def in the camp of 'preseason is too long' at this point

everyone just gets injured. the games are meaningless

i would rather two preseason games and 18 regular season. and teams just get used to using joint practices in preseason for starters (to reduce injury) and the preseason games for RBs and bubble players to prove themselves

and accepting that the first regular season game or two is gonna be funky (already are anyway)

but at least if someone gets injured it was for an actual attempt at a 'W'

preseason just seems like so much risk to play for like no return
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wease wrote: Wed August 26, 2026 12:40 am
Chris_H_2 wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 11:27 pm
Mecca wrote: Tue August 25, 2026 7:36 pm You an expert on criminal tools or something?
ben roethlisberger raped a girl
Just one?

where there is smoke there is fire

and mr mecca to be clear they had a discussion about it on the radio yesterday morning. cause everyone was assuming it was some type of plastic mold or something to get off to :)
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Hell yeah. Mike kicking off the season!
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soundgarden tonight
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Welp I thought tomorrow night was the first game nice Wednesday surprise eat my dick
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i want to
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just tuning in

a 0 - 0 thriller so far eh
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Darnold a victim of the 9/11 QB curse

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missed it. dude injured already. classic NFL

they need to expand these rosters

dudes always dropping left and right
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96583UP wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 12:54 am just tuning in

a 0 - 0 thriller so far eh
Is this going to be one of those seasons where everyone sucks til like week 4?
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96583UP wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 1:04 am
:lol:
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