I mean, isn’t it illegal to even offer to give someone money in exchange for voting a particular way?oasisfan35 wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 1:40 pmRequires congressional approval, would cost over $1T in taxpayer funds as well.
I'll add, no I do not believe it to be legal but that doesn't seem to be much of a hurdle these days![]()
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Didn't he already send everyone $2000 each from all the tariff money? (I'm assuming everyone received their cheques)
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18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence votingwease wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 2:25 pmI mean, isn’t it illegal to even offer to give someone money in exchange for voting a particular way?oasisfan35 wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 1:40 pmRequires congressional approval, would cost over $1T in taxpayer funds as well.
I'll add, no I do not believe it to be legal but that doesn't seem to be much of a hurdle these days![]()
But ya know, just Trump being Trump.Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and
Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote—
Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.
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That’s the part that absolutely enrages me. Can you imagine the backlash if Kamala had done that in the last election? Or if Biden or Obama or Hillary? Republicans would be (rightly) incensed about the very idea of bribing people for votes. But when Trump does it everyone’s response is it’s just “Trump being Trump.” Bullshit. I mean yes, in the sense it’s illegal and practically everything he does is a illegal or a lie, but we can’t have gotten to a place where someone can unabashedly break the law in no uncertain terms and everyone’s reaction be, “oh, well.”oasisfan35 wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 3:22 pm18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence votingwease wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 2:25 pmI mean, isn’t it illegal to even offer to give someone money in exchange for voting a particular way?oasisfan35 wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 1:40 pmRequires congressional approval, would cost over $1T in taxpayer funds as well.
I'll add, no I do not believe it to be legal but that doesn't seem to be much of a hurdle these days![]()
But ya know, just Trump being Trump.Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and
Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote—
Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.
The democrats and never Trumpers should issue a joint statement saying they’ll pay us $10,000 instead of just $5000. Hell, if it’s gonna be allowed, I want fair market value for my vote.
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Thought experiment: How is this different than say a lefty candidate saying "vote for me and I'll implement a universal basic income program, putting money in your pocket"?
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The government or candidate wouldn’t be directly paying the person, for one.
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Indeed the selective outrage is quite remarkable. I definitely feel the ship is sinking (hopefully not the entire US) though I read this earlier that many that have been lock-step thus far in to the 2.0 experiment will die by Trump rather than defer... atrocious.wease wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 4:06 pmThat’s the part that absolutely enrages me. Can you imagine the backlash if Kamala had done that in the last election? Or if Biden or Obama or Hillary? Republicans would be (rightly) incensed about the very idea of bribing people for votes. But when Trump does it everyone’s response is it’s just “Trump being Trump.” Bullshit. I mean yes, in the sense it’s illegal and practically everything he does is a illegal or a lie, but we can’t have gotten to a place where someone can unabashedly break the law in no uncertain terms and everyone’s reaction be, “oh, well.”oasisfan35 wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 3:22 pm18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence votingwease wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 2:25 pmI mean, isn’t it illegal to even offer to give someone money in exchange for voting a particular way?oasisfan35 wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 1:40 pmRequires congressional approval, would cost over $1T in taxpayer funds as well.
I'll add, no I do not believe it to be legal but that doesn't seem to be much of a hurdle these days![]()
But ya know, just Trump being Trump.Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and
Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote—
Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.
The democrats and never Trumpers should issue a joint statement saying they’ll pay us $10,000 instead of just $5000. Hell, if it’s gonna be allowed, I want fair market value for my vote.
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Let's please sterilize anyone who cites this as a reason for voting for Trump. They're too stupid to reproduce.
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Fuck, Trump made me a eugenicist.
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Don't tread on me with your fucking "cheques."Farmer John wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 3:21 pm Didn't he already send everyone $2000 each from all the tariff money? (I'm assuming everyone received their cheques)
McParadigm wrote:lol
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We're expecting to get those right after our checks from all the DOGE savings. It's government. It works slow.Farmer John wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 3:21 pm Didn't he already send everyone $2000 each from all the tariff money? (I'm assuming everyone received their cheques)
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Oh honey...Farmer John wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 3:21 pm Didn't he already send everyone $2000 each from all the tariff money? (I'm assuming everyone received their cheques)
No. Only corps got that money. Consumers never will, nor was that ever on the table.
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Um, sorry, but... wasn't DOGE supposed to fix that?B wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 8:54 pmWe're expecting to get those right after our checks from all the DOGE savings. It's government. It works slow.Farmer John wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 3:21 pm Didn't he already send everyone $2000 each from all the tariff money? (I'm assuming everyone received their cheques)
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Depends on what you mean by 'fix'epilogue wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 9:10 pmUm, sorry, but... wasn't DOGE supposed to fix that?B wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 8:54 pmWe're expecting to get those right after our checks from all the DOGE savings. It's government. It works slow.Farmer John wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 3:21 pm Didn't he already send everyone $2000 each from all the tariff money? (I'm assuming everyone received their cheques)
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Do me a favour and "cheque" that attitude at the door, pal.Simple Torture wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 8:22 pmDon't tread on me with your fucking "cheques."Farmer John wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 3:21 pm Didn't he already send everyone $2000 each from all the tariff money? (I'm assuming everyone received their cheques)
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I’m okay with invading Canada now.Farmer John wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 10:51 pmDo me a favour and "cheque" that attitude at the door, pal.Simple Torture wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 8:22 pmDon't tread on me with your fucking "cheques."Farmer John wrote: Thu September 10, 2026 3:21 pm Didn't he already send everyone $2000 each from all the tariff money? (I'm assuming everyone received their cheques)
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