Do you run red lights when no one's around?
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Do you run red lights when no one's around?
I was out driving early on Saturday morning, at like 5:45, and especially because it was a weekend, there was almost no one on the road. Right before I got to the donut shop I saw a guy just blow through a red light, didn't slow down or even doing a rolling stop. I was still about 300 yards away from him, and he could probably see there was no one close to him in any direction, but still. Do you guys run red lights when no one's around?
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Re: Do you run red lights when no one's around?
Hell, I run them with full traffic! I caught myself one day last week driving home from a long day at work. I rolled up to the busiest intersection in this town right in the middle of rush hour traffic. There was no one stopped ahead of me but I clearly saw the light was red. Did that stop me? Nope. Before I knew it, I was barreling right thru the light. By the time I realized what I was doing, it was too late. So I quickly did a scan and luckily no one else in any of the other lanes had begun to come thru the intersection. I got VERY lucky. I’m sure all those other drivers watched me and were wondering what the actual fuck I was doing. I know I was wondering that after I made it thru unscathed. I was also lucky there were no members of the local constabulary around to observe my scofflaw behavior.
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Re: Do you run red lights when no one's around?
No, I don't.
I think the last time I did was when I was like seventeen and driving my Grandfather around Kentucky. And the stop lights were all on the side of the street instead of overhead and I honestly didn't even see them. I must have run three before my Grandfather told me what I was doing.
I think the last time I did was when I was like seventeen and driving my Grandfather around Kentucky. And the stop lights were all on the side of the street instead of overhead and I honestly didn't even see them. I must have run three before my Grandfather told me what I was doing.
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Re: Do you run red lights when no one's around?
rarely. but if no one's around and I'm sure there are no cops hiding i will.
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Re: Do you run red lights when no one's around?
There are a lot of red light cameras around, so no
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But on my bicycle, fuck yeah
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Re: Do you run red lights when no one's around?
wease wrote: Mon September 14, 2026 8:30 pm Hell, I run them with full traffic! I caught myself one day last week driving home from a long day at work. I rolled up to the busiest intersection in this town right in the middle of rush hour traffic. There was no one stopped ahead of me but I clearly saw the light was red. Did that stop me? Nope. Before I knew it, I was barreling right thru the light. By the time I realized what I was doing, it was too late. So I quickly did a scan and luckily no one else in any of the other lanes had begun to come thru the intersection. I got VERY lucky. I’m sure all those other drivers watched me and were wondering what the actual fuck I was doing. I know I was wondering that after I made it thru unscathed. I was also lucky there were no members of the local constabulary around to observe my scofflaw behavior.
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Re: Do you run red lights when no one's around?
I've only done it when the light was really delayed and suspected it wasn't functioning correctly. And nobody else was around.
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Re: Do you run red lights when no one's around?
It’s nothing but red lights in hell, David.
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Re: Do you run red lights when no one's around?
I did that once at night and there was a cop right behind me. He let me go because he was also annoyed that the light wouldn't turn greenlennytheweedwhacker wrote: Tue September 15, 2026 1:00 am I've only done it when the light was really delayed and suspected it wasn't functioning correctly. And nobody else was around.
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Plus, you batted your eyes at him.BurtReynolds wrote: Tue September 15, 2026 1:59 amI did that once at night and there was a cop right behind me. He let me go because he was also annoyed that the light wouldn't turn greenlennytheweedwhacker wrote: Tue September 15, 2026 1:00 am I've only done it when the light was really delayed and suspected it wasn't functioning correctly. And nobody else was around.
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Re: Do you run red lights when no one's around?
A logical assumption, but incorrect.spike wrote: Mon September 14, 2026 11:09 pmwease wrote: Mon September 14, 2026 8:30 pm Hell, I run them with full traffic! I caught myself one day last week driving home from a long day at work. I rolled up to the busiest intersection in this town right in the middle of rush hour traffic. There was no one stopped ahead of me but I clearly saw the light was red. Did that stop me? Nope. Before I knew it, I was barreling right thru the light. By the time I realized what I was doing, it was too late. So I quickly did a scan and luckily no one else in any of the other lanes had begun to come thru the intersection. I got VERY lucky. I’m sure all those other drivers watched me and were wondering what the actual fuck I was doing. I know I was wondering that after I made it thru unscathed. I was also lucky there were no members of the local constabulary around to observe my scofflaw behavior.
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Re: Do you run red lights when no one's around?
That’s your new avatar, please update.wease wrote: Tue September 15, 2026 2:11 amA logical assumption, but incorrect.spike wrote: Mon September 14, 2026 11:09 pmwease wrote: Mon September 14, 2026 8:30 pm Hell, I run them with full traffic! I caught myself one day last week driving home from a long day at work. I rolled up to the busiest intersection in this town right in the middle of rush hour traffic. There was no one stopped ahead of me but I clearly saw the light was red. Did that stop me? Nope. Before I knew it, I was barreling right thru the light. By the time I realized what I was doing, it was too late. So I quickly did a scan and luckily no one else in any of the other lanes had begun to come thru the intersection. I got VERY lucky. I’m sure all those other drivers watched me and were wondering what the actual fuck I was doing. I know I was wondering that after I made it thru unscathed. I was also lucky there were no members of the local constabulary around to observe my scofflaw behavior.
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Re: Do you run red lights when no one's around?
Yup. I drive to work before the sun comes up, I'm not waiting like a sucker while there's no one around.
But then again, red light cameras are illegal in Massachusetts.
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Re: Do you run red lights when no one's around?
I've gone through red lights late at night in the middle of nowhere, but only because they were taking forever to change, and I was just watching the empty world as I sat there. I can't imagine any circumstance where I would drive through a light without stopping.Simple Torture wrote: Mon September 14, 2026 7:41 pm I was out driving early on Saturday morning, at like 5:45, and especially because it was a weekend, there was almost no one on the road. Right before I got to the donut shop I saw a guy just blow through a red light, didn't slow down or even doing a rolling stop. I was still about 300 yards away from him, and he could probably see there was no one close to him in any direction, but still. Do you guys run red lights when no one's around?
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