Retirement
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Retirement
How far away are you? How long have you been at it? What’s the plan when you get there? Doug, feel free to gloat.
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Re: Retirement
ora et labora
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Re: Retirement
Never. We’ll never be able to afford it.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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- lennytheweedwhacker
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Re: Retirement
The thought that I’m likely not even halfway through a normal working career haunts me daily
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: Retirement
I’ll have been out of the work force for six years come next month. It’s honestly started to become a bit lonely now that my kid’s at school and getting more into after school activities. Like today, it’s another parent’s turn in our rotation to take our girls to their swim class, so I have like a nine hour stretch to fill with stuff, and I can’t just putter around the house every day getting things done or I’ll lose it. But that’s not every day.
Still, I need to figure something out to occupy myself, but not sure what, now that I’m 48 and in a country where I’ve had no previous work experience.
Still, I need to figure something out to occupy myself, but not sure what, now that I’m 48 and in a country where I’ve had no previous work experience.
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Re: Retirement
ill be 57 in a few months. My 401K is a bit behind what it should be but over the past 6 years it has grown by about 220K so hopefully that trend continues.
I just got a corporate email that i am eligible for paid benefits if choose to retire now. they take your age, the years you have been at the company and if that is 62 or older you can retire and keep some of your medical/dental/eye benefits.
If i were to retire now they would pay 25%.
if those two numbers hit 65 then its 50%
70 total years 75%
75 years it is 100%
my coworker who retired had 30 years at the company and retired at 59 so he is living the life for sure
I just got a corporate email that i am eligible for paid benefits if choose to retire now. they take your age, the years you have been at the company and if that is 62 or older you can retire and keep some of your medical/dental/eye benefits.
If i were to retire now they would pay 25%.
if those two numbers hit 65 then its 50%
70 total years 75%
75 years it is 100%
my coworker who retired had 30 years at the company and retired at 59 so he is living the life for sure
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Re: Retirement
Spike- housewife daydrinkingspike wrote: Wed September 16, 2026 6:22 am I’ll have been out of the work force for six years come next month. It’s honestly started to become a bit lonely now that my kid’s at school and getting more into after school activities. Like today, it’s another parent’s turn in our rotation to take our girls to their swim class, so I have like a nine hour stretch to fill with stuff, and I can’t just putter around the house every day getting things done or I’ll lose it. But that’s not every day.
Still, I need to figure something out to occupy myself, but not sure what, now that I’m 48 and in a country where I’ve had no previous work experience.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
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Re: Retirement
or just do something part time like uber or what not. Im not privy to your whole situation but if you do not have a "need" to work full time just find something you like and see if you can parlay that into a part time gig.wease wrote: Wed September 16, 2026 11:53 amSpike- housewife daydrinkingspike wrote: Wed September 16, 2026 6:22 am I’ll have been out of the work force for six years come next month. It’s honestly started to become a bit lonely now that my kid’s at school and getting more into after school activities. Like today, it’s another parent’s turn in our rotation to take our girls to their swim class, so I have like a nine hour stretch to fill with stuff, and I can’t just putter around the house every day getting things done or I’ll lose it. But that’s not every day.
Still, I need to figure something out to occupy myself, but not sure what, now that I’m 48 and in a country where I’ve had no previous work experience.
like DIY projects work at a hardware store or lowes. if you like older women try being a part time escort. the world is at your feet mister
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Re: Retirement
prolific.com provides university studies and surveys where you can earn a few bucks per survey from your laptop. not sure what the net return in uber is after gas expenses, time, depreciation - but i have a buddy who was making like $10-20/ hr doing those surveys at one point and you can do at your own pace etc
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Re: Retirement
Volunteer at the libraryspike wrote: Wed September 16, 2026 6:22 am I’ll have been out of the work force for six years come next month. It’s honestly started to become a bit lonely now that my kid’s at school and getting more into after school activities. Like today, it’s another parent’s turn in our rotation to take our girls to their swim class, so I have like a nine hour stretch to fill with stuff, and I can’t just putter around the house every day getting things done or I’ll lose it. But that’s not every day.
Still, I need to figure something out to occupy myself, but not sure what, now that I’m 48 and in a country where I’ve had no previous work experience.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: Retirement
Yeah something part time is essential, as I’ll still need the flexibility. There are a lot of older people in my area, and I tend to have good repoire with the older crowd, so was thinking I could do something where I help drive them to medical appointments. Uber Old.
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Re: Retirement
Well, this is depressing the shit out of me. How can “never” be an answer? No one should have to work past 65. I’m hoping for 60 but realistically preparing for 62.
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Re: Retirement
never the machine forever
ahem
i meant: never retire, because you need money and healthcare coverage, forever, or the debasement machine will consume you
ahem
i meant: never retire, because you need money and healthcare coverage, forever, or the debasement machine will consume you
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Re: Retirement
Planning to retire in that 65-67 range. I have a pension and will have a fair amount saved for "fun" money due to conservative spending and steady employment. My goal is to have 10 good years of golfing 5-7 days a week. A long way to go, however.
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Re: Retirement
What's retirement?
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Re: Retirement
I want to wind down at 60 and transition to of counsel. By 62 I want to be done.
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Re: Retirement
Whoa, only 5 more years!Chris_H_2 wrote: Thu September 17, 2026 9:51 pm I want to wind down at 60 and transition to of counsel. By 62 I want to be done.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: Retirement
62 would be nice
gonna be interesting to see what happens to social security
scheduled to run out of money in 2032
the elderly revolution may need to be suppressed with robots
gonna be interesting to see what happens to social security
scheduled to run out of money in 2032
the elderly revolution may need to be suppressed with robots
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